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How Love Letters Were Written On The 80s by Calebosko(m): 9:50am On Mar 13, 2017 |
High School,
P. O. BOX .......... ..........8TH
JUNE, 1985
Dear Sweet Jolly,Time
and ability plus double
capacity has forced my
pen to dance
automatically on this
benedicted sheet of
paper. I hope you're
swimming inthe
wonderful pool of Mr.
Health there. I am also
palambulating in the
cool breeze of wellness
here.Sweetie pie, the
reason why this
miraculous thing is
happening is because,
honey, I love you
spontaneously, and as I
stand horizontally
parallel to the wall and
vertically perpendicular
to the ground now, I
only think of you, since
you are a fantastic and
fabulous girl put
together as
fantabulous. I implore
you to decipher this my
anthem of love oozing
out from the innermost
pendulum of my
thoraxial cavity. Darling,
please stop haranguing
with the feelings in my
heart because I love
you more than a snake
loves rat.To me each
day I start by dreaming
of you. Each time I see
you my metabolism
suddenly halts and my
peristalsis goes in
reverse gear. My medula
oblangata also ceases
functioning.Crazy, crazy,
crazy you may say but
this is verily veritable. If
only you knew what is
going on in my
encephalon you would
prostrate. That's why I
need to see you vis a
vis soon for a better
elucidation through tete
a tete. No hyperbole &
onomatopoeia, simple
candidness.Only u and
me are protagonists in
this subtle affair. As I
cogitate and ruminate
over the last episode, I
genuflex before the
Omnipotent and implore
him to let this affair
emulsify.By the way, I
was bamboozled,
scintilated, exhilarated,
and left in a state of
prolonged euphoria by
the contents of your
missive which was
quite edifying and
exhalting. It left my bio-
chemistry in a paradise-
like equilibrium.Emp
irically speaking, I love u
chemically... I don't ever
want to see gloom and
doom looming over your
angelic live portrait. Let
my appellation be
scribbled across your
heart, with indelible ink.
If any boy tries to ask
for your companionship,
tell him that u are
leased and caveated.I
think I have to pen off
here, because I still
haven't finished
studying electrolysis
polymerization.But
before I evaporate, I
like to revitalize your
memory with those
encapsulating lyrics
which proclaim that ur
catarrh is my butter,
your piss is my mimbo,
the world's greatest
lover is me.Catch you
later. Sleep tight and
don't let those bed bugs
bite you because you'll
be too sweet for them.
Goodbye for now.Your
slave in love, your
pillow, your cushion,Prof
of Love.....
Remember Adebayo
Esq |
Re: How Love Letters Were Written On The 80s by dodelight(m): 10:02am On Mar 13, 2017 |
Hmmm... Even in the 90s. Wrote some letters, too. Those were the days, my friend; we thought they'd never end... |
Re: How Love Letters Were Written On The 80s by oshinadekunle(m): 10:09am On Mar 13, 2017 |
but DAT girl be literate not illiterate Cus dis grammar too much to bear |
Re: How Love Letters Were Written On The 80s by Nobody: 10:32am On Mar 13, 2017 |
I wrote just one love letter but received two from different girls. Lefulefu, how many you write? Morning sir |
Re: How Love Letters Were Written On The 80s by Nobody: 10:58am On Mar 13, 2017 |
Dextology:haha i too dey shy writing love letter to a babe for secondary schoo o ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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