Mistake plz dnt read dis!!!!!! **** You know you are going to jail if Segun Arinze is presented as an eye witness ** Some pretty girls are just evil... They will fart and look at you to the extent you will be suspecting yourself... Ibadan rappers be like My Blood is full you can call me bloody fool.. Lil kesh's album should be used for school's riot..so much noise! If you think you are having a bad day...just remember that there's an Ibadan girl trying to pronounce 'parallelogram'.. Things that confuses me I've never seen a mad Hausa man before... Abi Dem no dey mad? **You'll just be eating hot eba watching Empire next thing two men will just start kissing each other and the eba in your mouth will turn salty.. ** Person will lost phone and be lying that "no be the phone dey worry me sef, na my contacts" Ur nyash ** Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you say I should break up? Don't you know that Love is all about forgiveness. forgive and forget... Some people are blessed with Wickedness .. How can I beg u for salt n u tell me your mum has counted it... One idiot used''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone ...His china phone rang in the bank today, for over 1hour now we are still looking for the cashier and two security men ... A baby is never a mistake or surprise! You had sex without condom... What were you expecting?? iPhone 7 or Range Rover ..... ** I cried for 2 hours when she told me she took 1st in her WAEC result.. ...Some people can lie ehn!!! I miss those people in primary school that use to say ' if I give you one dirty slap, you will fly to America'... Come and slap me now ooo I heard a king in Kenya is referred to as 'His Royal Darkness'... I'm trying to cry but I can't... .. **Since Buhari became President, you cannot even see N20 on the floor again.. **I remember back in Nursery school My girlfriend broke up with me just becos I sharpened pencil for another girl.. # newWeekAhead

But try to space your write up

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