Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]<sup>Friend , longest time no seen , well you sound like '' sam loko efe '' or someone like '' nkem owoh '' this time around , GBAM! is one of their favorite words.

How you end. . . .? man you nor dey try at all these day ooo. . . why i nor come dey see you online again as before.</sup> [/size]

<sup>You too much my man. . . if i say i nor gbadu you i dey lie ! , thanks for the feedback oh dear friend , i encourage you should keep em at school serious okay . . . . honestly , i know there's time for everything.

well. . . .im doing fine likewise .</sup>

adebayo201:


na school oh . and men of underworld don carry my fone if nt i suppose dey online at least 6hrz per day. na cafe i dey right naw.

my end i am pretty fine!

^{Wow--- that's the remix of my signature !! , how did you know it. . . .?}

adebayo201:


i.e BE A STUDENT AND FACE YOUR STUDIES BOLDLY[color=#990000]

check ur previous reply, u used my signature toooooo

Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]^{Wow--- that's the remix of my signature !! , how did you know it. . . .?} [/size]

^{Yeah. . . . i know.}

adebayo201:


check your previous reply, u used my signature toooooo

^{I am always ready my friend. . . .}

adebayo201:

Can miles truly separate you from friends, If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?

^{Long but nice one dear friend. . . . mmm you vex right this one this time around oooh}

adebayo201:

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much
as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful,
and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his bed for a good nite's rest. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large
rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."
"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost." ;

^{wetin you know about romance. . . . .?}

vescucci:

una dey do romance?

^{now , i feel you're a correct dude. . .}

vescucci:

Not as much as you fellas apparently. Carry on

vescucci:

I'm afraid I'll have to shamelessly agree with you there.

maedan:



Oh my gosh that Chinese torture joke was HILARIOUS!!!! gosh!!!