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Reasons women Are Two Sides Of A Coin by anjowaka510(m): 5:39am On Mar 16, 2017 |
1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~By Lee Majors 2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. ~By Al Gore 3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~By Socrates 4. Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. ~By Mike Tyson 5. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? ~By George Clooney 6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~By Bill Clinton 7. "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays." ~By George W. Bush 8. "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." ~By Rudy Giuliani 9. "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." ~By Michael Jordan 10. "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! ~By Donald Trump 11. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. ~By Shaquille O’Neal 12. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... ~By Kobe Bryant 13. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. ~By David Hasselhoff 14. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ~By Alec Baldwin 15. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ~By Barack Obama 16. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. ~By Tommy Lee 17. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." ~By Brad Pitt 18. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ~ By Jimmy Kimmel 19. “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” ~By David Letterman 20. “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing! ~By Jay Leno 21. "The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife" ~By Brandon Breezy. Good day to everyone 1 Like |
Re: Reasons women Are Two Sides Of A Coin by Nobody: 5:50am On Mar 16, 2017 |
Hilarious quotes. Women truly are beautifully wrapped bundles of trouble...But when you find a good one,you're made for life. 1 Like |
Re: Reasons women Are Two Sides Of A Coin by BlackDBagba: 5:54am On Mar 16, 2017 |
Good one! 1 Like |
Re: Reasons women Are Two Sides Of A Coin by anjowaka510(m): 5:57am On Mar 16, 2017 |
Sibeal:You are correct my angel |
Re: Reasons women Are Two Sides Of A Coin by Cutehector(m): 5:58am On Mar 16, 2017 |
I don't have any comments about women.. 1 Like |
Re: Reasons women Are Two Sides Of A Coin by anjowaka510(m): 5:58am On Mar 16, 2017 |
BlackDBagba:Thanks |
Re: Reasons women Are Two Sides Of A Coin by Nobody: 5:59am On Mar 16, 2017 |
anjowaka510: |
Re: Reasons women Are Two Sides Of A Coin by anjowaka510(m): 5:59am On Mar 16, 2017 |
Cutehector:Hmmmmm,anyway reasons best known to u |
Re: Reasons women Are Two Sides Of A Coin by Josephnice: 6:03am On Mar 16, 2017 |
The quotes are so funny but true to some extent 1 Like |
Re: Reasons women Are Two Sides Of A Coin by kunlexy1759(m): 6:05am On Mar 16, 2017 |
I like quote No. 18 1 Like |
Re: Reasons women Are Two Sides Of A Coin by anjowaka510(m): 6:09am On Mar 16, 2017 |
Josephnice:josephnice no be lie |
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