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Michael Jackson Jokes by allenzhang(f): 12:58pm On Dec 19, 2009
chael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. – you know in a few years they’ll probably change his name to: The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson’s Baby.

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Re: Michael Jackson Jokes by Nobody: 4:00pm On Dec 25, 2009
I think they were kind of offensive, Give respect to the dead at least!
Re: Michael Jackson Jokes by Kunbee: 1:27am On Dec 27, 2009
I agree
Re: Michael Jackson Jokes by swaggzflow(m): 9:12pm On Jan 10, 2010
Hey common show some respect. Although he has been accused of different things, atleast he is a legend which can take u 3000 years to acheive.
Re: Michael Jackson Jokes by Kunbee: 10:35pm On Jan 10, 2010
Boring

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