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Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by Maltaleeza(f): 1:07pm On Mar 19, 2017
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Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by Kondomatic(m): 1:08pm On Mar 19, 2017
grin
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by blueandbirds(m): 1:25pm On Mar 19, 2017
That guy is wicked with that epic response I just can't stop laughing lol..
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by modestofynest(m): 1:29pm On Mar 19, 2017
Damn some dudes can kill u just like that

Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by StarBukola(f): 1:31pm On Mar 19, 2017
Blasphemy!
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by JacksonD7: 1:32pm On Mar 19, 2017
Savage!!!
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by jonbellion(m): 1:33pm On Mar 19, 2017
Well
He did have two dads tho smiley

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Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by Papiikush: 1:34pm On Mar 19, 2017
That reply is the next perfect thing after God created heaven and earth grin
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by Martinez19(m): 1:37pm On Mar 19, 2017
JacksonD7:
Savage!!!
Gbam
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by Blitzerz: 1:41pm On Mar 19, 2017
Chaoiiiiiiiiiii grin
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by PenisCaP: 1:42pm On Mar 19, 2017
Wait wait who born this boy calle his father.

grin
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by Chimaritoponcho: 1:45pm On Mar 19, 2017
The guy right now

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Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by Maltaleeza(f): 2:50pm On Mar 19, 2017
Papiikush:
That reply is the next perfect thing after God created heaven and earth grin

Hahahaha
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by Maltaleeza(f): 3:14pm On Mar 19, 2017
Who??
jonbellion:
Well He did have two dads tho smiley
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by originalKsp(m): 4:59pm On Mar 19, 2017
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Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by vedaxcool(m): 5:02pm On Mar 19, 2017
Epic
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by jonbellion(m): 7:00am On Mar 20, 2017
Maltaleeza:
Who??

the Jewish carpenter
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by Pastafarian: 7:32am On Mar 20, 2017
jonbellion:
Well
He did have two dads tho smiley

and he moved around with twelve able bodied men
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by Nobody: 9:39am On Mar 20, 2017
Oh blood of that jesus
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by Maltaleeza(f): 10:02am On Mar 20, 2017
Lol......
Pastafarian:

and he moved around with twelve able bodied men
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by jonbellion(m): 10:22am On Mar 20, 2017
Pastafarian:


and he moved around with twelve able bodied men
he was also kisses by judas lipsrsealed
Christians should pack lube to heaven
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by oaroloye(m): 3:21pm On Mar 22, 2017
SHALOM!

Maltaleeza:
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YAHSHUA'S Crucifixion was 2,000 years ago.

There is therefore ZERO possibility that his AGONIZED LAST WORDS could have ANY such relevance to some random Blaspheming Unbeliever TODAY.

. PROVERBS 1:1-7.

THE Proverbs of Solomon
the son of David,
king of Israel;
2. To Know Wisdom and Instruction;
to perceive the Words of Understanding;
3. To receive the Instruction of Wisdom,
Justice, and Judgment, and Equity;
4. To give subtilty to the Simple,
to the Young Man Knowledge and Discretion.
5. A Wise man will hear,
and will increase learning;
and a Man of Understanding
shall attain unto Wise Counsels:
6. To understand a Proverb,
and the Interpretation;
the Words of The Wise,
and their Dark Sayings.
7. The Fear of The LORD
is The Beginning of Knowledge:
but Fools despise Wisdom and Instruction.


THE BIBLE is about GIVING SENSE TO THE SENSELESS.

If a person has no SENSE, The Bible can be used to give them WISDOM.

. JOB 28:28.

28. "And unto Man He said,

'BEHOLD, THE FEAR OF THE LORD,
THAT (IS) WISDOM;
AND TO DEPART FROM EVIL
(IS) UNDERSTANDING.' "


THEREFORE, THE FIRST WORD FROM GOD, AFTER 400 YEARS OF NO PROPHETS:

. MATTHEW 3:1-3.

IN those days came John the Baptist,
preaching in the wilderness of Judaea,
2. And saying,
“Repent ye:
for The Kingdom of Heaven
is at hand.”
3. For this is he
that was spoken of by
the Prophet Esaias,
saying,


“THE VOICE OF ONE
CRYING IN THE WILDERNESS,
PREPARE YE THE WAY OF THE LORD,
MAKE HIS PATHS STRAIGHT.”


REPENTANCE is the SECOND Sensible Act.

If a person cannot ATTAIN SENSE, they will NEVER Repent, and their SOUL will be LOST for ever.

. MATTHEW 7:1-6.

"JUDGE not, that ye be not judged.
2. "For with what judgment ye judge,
ye shall be judged:
and with what measure ye mete,
it shall be measured to you again.
3. "And why beholdest thou the mote
that is in thy brother's eye,
but considerest not the beam
that is in thine own eye?
4. "Or how wilt thou say to thy brother,


'LET ME PULL OUT THE MOTE
OUT OF THINE EYE;'


and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5. "Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam
out of thine own eye;
and then shalt thou see clearly
to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
6. "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs,
neither cast ye your pearls before swine,
lest they trample them under their feet,
and turn again and rend you."


YOU THINK THAT YOU WERE NEVER A DOG?

You NEVER rejected The Words of Yahshua, the first time you encountered The Gospel?

Even were that the case, would you still want to be the one to throw the first stone?

You have attained such an exalted level, you can just write Souls off- for asking a QUESTION?

COULD Yahshua have been GAY?

. LEVITICUS 18:22.

22. "Thou shalt not lie with mankind,
as with womankind:
it is abomination."


NO- BECAUSE IT WAS NOT ONLY A SIN, IT IS AN ABOMINABLE SIN!

He could not have committed such a Sin, because he, and whoever might follow him or harbour him would have been SUMMARILY EXECUTED.

. LEVITICUS 20:13.

13. “If a man also lie with mankind,
as he lieth with a woman,
both of them have committed an Abomination:
they shall surely be put to death;
their blood shall be upon them.”


HIS ENEMIES WERE LOOKING FOR ANY EXCUSE TO EXECUTE HIM.

They would not have missed THAT.

That is THE answer for anyone who thinks that YAHSHUA was Homosexual.

We know that Christian Leaders are UNDERCOVER SATANIC AGENTS when they DELIBERATELY OBFUSCATE the DEFINITION of LOVE in The Bible.

The NEW TESTAMENT uses ELEVEN different Greek Words that are lazily translated "LOVE" by the English Barbarians.

NONE of these words have ANYTHING to do with ROMANTIC or SEXUAL LOVE.

There is a TWELFTH Greek Word that relates to that- I went to pains to explain all this in this Forum. Those who saw it, and did not pass the information on to those who do not know it, ARE NOT FRIENDS OF HUMANITY.
Re: Was Jesus Gay??? See Epic Reply by Maltaleeza(f): 3:59pm On Mar 22, 2017
This is too long. I can't read it


oaroloye:
SHALOM!



YAHSHUA'S Crucifixion was 2,000 years ago.

There is therefore ZERO possibility that his AGONIZED LAST WORDS could have ANY such relevance to some random Blaspheming Unbeliever TODAY.

. PROVERBS 1:1-7.

THE Proverbs of Solomon
the son of David,
king of Israel;
2. To Know Wisdom and Instruction;
to perceive the Words of Understanding;
3. To receive the Instruction of Wisdom,
Justice, and Judgment, and Equity;
4. To give subtilty to the Simple,
to the Young Man Knowledge and Discretion.
5. A Wise man will hear,
and will increase learning;
and a Man of Understanding
shall attain unto Wise Counsels:
6. To understand a Proverb,
and the Interpretation;
the Words of The Wise,
and their Dark Sayings.
7. The Fear of The LORD
is The Beginning of Knowledge:
but Fools despise Wisdom and Instruction.


THE BIBLE is about GIVING SENSE TO THE SENSELESS.

If a person has no SENSE, The Bible can be used to give them WISDOM.

. JOB 28:28.

28. "And unto Man He said,

'BEHOLD, THE FEAR OF THE LORD,
THAT (IS) WISDOM;
AND TO DEPART FROM EVIL
(IS) UNDERSTANDING.' "


THEREFORE, THE FIRST WORD FROM GOD, AFTER 400 YEARS OF NO PROPHETS:

. MATTHEW 3:1-3.

IN those days came John the Baptist,
preaching in the wilderness of Judaea,
2. And saying,
“Repent ye:
for The Kingdom of Heaven
is at hand.”
3. For this is he
that was spoken of by
the Prophet Esaias,
saying,


“THE VOICE OF ONE
CRYING IN THE WILDERNESS,
PREPARE YE THE WAY OF THE LORD,
MAKE HIS PATHS STRAIGHT.”


REPENTANCE is the SECOND Sensible Act.

If a person cannot ATTAIN SENSE, they will NEVER Repent, and their SOUL will be LOST for ever.

. MATTHEW 7:1-6.

"JUDGE not, that ye be not judged.
2. "For with what judgment ye judge,
ye shall be judged:
and with what measure ye mete,
it shall be measured to you again.
3. "And why beholdest thou the mote
that is in thy brother's eye,
but considerest not the beam
that is in thine own eye?
4. "Or how wilt thou say to thy brother,


'LET ME PULL OUT THE MOTE
OUT OF THINE EYE;'


and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5. "Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam
out of thine own eye;
and then shalt thou see clearly
to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
6. "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs,
neither cast ye your pearls before swine,
lest they trample them under their feet,
and turn again and rend you."


YOU THINK THAT YOU WERE NEVER A DOG?

You NEVER rejected The Words of Yahshua, the first time you encountered The Gospel?

Even were that the case, would you still want to be the one to throw the first stone?

You have attained such an exalted level, you can just write Souls off- for asking a QUESTION?

COULD Yahshua have been GAY?

. LEVITICUS 18:22.

22. "Thou shalt not lie with mankind,
as with womankind:
it is abomination."


NO- BECAUSE IT WAS NOT ONLY A SIN, IT IS AN ABOMINABLE SIN!

He could not have committed such a Sin, because he, and whoever might follow him or harbour him would have been SUMMARILY EXECUTED.

. LEVITICUS 20:13.

13. “If a man also lie with mankind,
as he lieth with a woman,
both of them have committed an Abomination:
they shall surely be put to death;
their blood shall be upon them.”


HIS ENEMIES WERE LOOKING FOR ANY EXCUSE TO EXECUTE HIM.

They would not have missed THAT.

That is THE answer for anyone who thinks that YAHSHUA was Homosexual.

We know that Christian Leaders are UNDERCOVER SATANIC AGENTS when they DELIBERATELY OBFUSCATE the DEFINITION of LOVE in The Bible.

The NEW TESTAMENT uses ELEVEN different Greek Words that are lazily translated "LOVE" by the English Barbarians.

NONE of these words have ANYTHING to do with ROMANTIC or SEXUAL LOVE.

There is a TWELFTH Greek Word that relates to that- I went to pains to explain all this in this Forum. Those who saw it, and did not pass the information on to those who do not know it, ARE NOT FRIENDS OF HUMANITY.

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