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My Story :she Has Become An Expressway And Sidechicks Are Expensive by okeythaone: 6:20pm On Mar 20, 2017
My story :She Has Become an Expressway And Sidechicks Are Expensive
Please i want to be anonymous. I will go straight to the point. ever since my wife gave birth 5 months ago, our S3@.x:’ life has become very boring. she never initiates S3@.x:’ like before and her holy of holies has become something else. I no longer feel anything when we have S3@.x:’ these days and the thing just gets so watery and makes annoying sloppy sounds that i often times have to think of my side chicks bre@.$ts before I can even release or even maintain my er3ction.
The first baby we had was not like this, her body recovered in about 2-3 months and the t!ghtness was there but now i don’t even know when i pene.tr@te her. even m@king l0ve has become so boring to the extent that If i don’t think of another woman, i will just lose my er3ction and its becoming a frequent occurrence and i am not comfortable.
I see myself cheating on her more and more these days and it is not right but i dont know what else to do. I love S3@.x:’ and deep down i dont like hurting or cheating on my wife but am helpless, i really love my wife cos she stood by me when i was down but i don’t get satisfied with her S3@.x:’ these days. I have tried giving her clues and tips like ke.gel and using squ@ts but its not working. the place is still as wide as an express walkway.
The only way i cope is to tell her to close her leg up when we are having S3@.x:’ and i am ontop so no more d0.ggy, or pl@cing her l.egs on my shoulder when going down. The biggest problem is that it hurts her when i give her hints that I am not enjoying the whole thing anymore. she becomes sad and withdrawn.
Please, I want ideas on how to regain my S3@.x:’ life back because to maintain side-chicks these days is rather expensive considering the state of the economy. You pay hotel bill 7k and will buy the chick food and drink for about 2k and still settle the babe with 5k plus 1k to fuel car…its almost 15k for a S3@.x:’ trip and i cant continue to spend this type of money 2 times every week.
Please how do i handle this and please this is not for everybody’s consumption. only matured people who understands my predicament should advise appropriately.

copied from gbeborunofnaijaadmin on January 20, 2017.
Re: My Story :she Has Become An Expressway And Sidechicks Are Expensive by BlackDBagba: 6:29pm On Mar 20, 2017
I'll be with you shortly.
Re: My Story :she Has Become An Expressway And Sidechicks Are Expensive by Nobody: 6:53pm On Mar 20, 2017
agbelebu ti e niyen thank God you've enjoyed it in the past bear your Cross
Re: My Story :she Has Become An Expressway And Sidechicks Are Expensive by tripplephi: 7:09pm On Mar 20, 2017
PLS ITS LIKE YOU DO NOT HAVE MARRIAGE COUNSELORS IN YOUR AREA OR GYNECOLOGIST DOCTORS.... this is not an issue at all

IF YOU LOVE HER, SIMPLY STOP WATCHING PORN and BUY HER A VAGINA TIGHTENER CREAM o. SHOW HER HOW TO USE IT AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT YOU DO NOT WANT HER TO LOOSE THE PLEASURE of SEX... and LET he know she must keep seducing you and dressing better than those ladies you patronize... LET HER SEE THAT HER BODY CAN BE FIRM AGAIN


BE A HUSBAND that can work on his wife to his desired taste.... cos YOU MADE HER LOOSE... so you can MAKE HER TIGHT AGAIN!!!
HAPPY MARRIED LIFE

okeythaone:
My story :She Has Become an Expressway And Sidechicks Are Expensive
Please i want to be anonymous. I will go straight to the point. ever since my wife gave birth 5 months ago, our S3@.x:’ life has become very boring. she never initiates S3@.x:’ like before and her holy of holies has become something else. I no longer feel anything when we have S3@.x:’ these days and the thing just gets so watery and makes annoying sloppy sounds that i often times have to think of my side chicks bre@.$ts before I can even release or even maintain my er3ction.
The first baby we had was not like this, her body recovered in about 2-3 months and the t!ghtness was there but now i don’t even know when i pene.tr@te her. even m@king l0ve has become so boring to the extent that If i don’t think of another woman, i will just lose my er3ction and its becoming a frequent occurrence and i am not comfortable.
I see myself cheating on her more and more these days and it is not right but i dont know what else to do. I love S3@.x:’ and deep down i dont like hurting or cheating on my wife but am helpless, i really love my wife cos she stood by me when i was down but i don’t get satisfied with her S3@.x:’ these days. I have tried giving her clues and tips like ke.gel and using squ@ts but its not working. the place is still as wide as an express walkway.
The only way i cope is to tell her to close her leg up when we are having S3@.x:’ and i am ontop so no more d0.ggy, or pl@cing her l.egs on my shoulder when going down. The biggest problem is that it hurts her when i give her hints that I am not enjoying the whole thing anymore. she becomes sad and withdrawn.
Please, I want ideas on how to regain my S3@.x:’ life back because to maintain side-chicks these days is rather expensive considering the state of the economy. You pay hotel bill 7k and will buy the chick food and drink for about 2k and still settle the babe with 5k plus 1k to fuel car…its almost 15k for a S3@.x:’ trip and i cant continue to spend this type of money 2 times every week.
Please how do i handle this and please this is not for everybody’s consumption. only matured people who understands my predicament should advise appropriately.

copied from gbeborunofnaijaadmin on January 20, 2017.
Re: My Story :she Has Become An Expressway And Sidechicks Are Expensive by aladeokin1000(m): 10:03pm On Mar 20, 2017
UniQuegrACE:
agbelebu ti e niyen thank God you've enjoyed it in the past bear your Cross
Ahahaha ebami so fun o. Stories that touch the heart
Re: My Story :she Has Become An Expressway And Sidechicks Are Expensive by McBrooklyn(m): 10:19pm On Mar 20, 2017
cry
Re: My Story :she Has Become An Expressway And Sidechicks Are Expensive by Nobody: 10:21pm On Mar 20, 2017
You want a vagina that pushed out a child five months ago to go back to its original state?. Some men are pathetic!.

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