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Dead And Dying by DONFASZY(m): 11:52am On Dec 22, 2009
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, let it read 'Fred Brown died'." Confounded at the woman's thrift, the editor stammers that there is a 7-word minimum for all obituaries. The woman pauses again, counts on her fingers and replies, "In that case, 'Fred Brown died: 1983 Pick-up for sale'."
Re: Dead And Dying by clemcykul(f): 12:52pm On Dec 22, 2009
grin i dont understand the joke



verryy funny though
Re: Dead And Dying by creampy(f): 2:26pm On Dec 23, 2009
lol
Re: Dead And Dying by romsky: 2:33pm On Dec 23, 2009
She made an obituary & advert at d same tym

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