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The Food Anthem & Pledge by Tidamsel: 5:41pm On Mar 24, 2017
Arise o kitchen staffs
All students call to launch
To serve with rice & beans
And top wit piece of fish
If you like you can add some stew
But make sure it is sweet
And try to put some salt
Together with some maggi
Pepper and curry.


THE FOOD PLEDGE

I pledge to my dinning table
To be with knife, spoon & fork
To serve with rice & beanz
To defend with plantain
And uphold with stew & chicken
So help me kitchen.

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