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To My Husband by Nobody: 9:33pm On Mar 29, 2017
I will cook for you, tidy your house, treat you as a "lord"....I will give you my body, anytime you wish. I am a feminist, a proud one.
Here are what i demand from my husband in return for the above:
1.pet me, pamper me. I prefer the affectionate name "baby". Tickle me alot.
2. You should be authorative. I am a hot headed lady, thus i need a man that can control me. Someone that would give me orders, and i must succumb. Someone, i wouldnt dare disobey.
3.hug me alot. I prefer it to kisses, sex et al . i had to buy a teddy bear to hug at night when my son goes to boarding school.
4.love my son and accept his religion. He means my life, i can die for him. He is not your son, but love him as much as you love me. I am pained he took after his dad and embraced islam and not my christianity,but i dont refrain him from practising his faith.
5.carter for our needs.put us in a comfort zone. I am trying to curb my spend thrift attitude, but dont deny us a single want. If i want an italian pair of stiletto and you have the money, buy it, else i would cry.
6. I dont nagg, dont nagg as well. It irkes me.
7. Take it easy With my dressing, my fashion. As a frequent club goer , the skirt may not reach the knees, the bra straps may not be covered, the cleavage may show. I can't start dressing like mary-amaka over the night...trying to change.
8. I have only drank to stupor once and regretted it. I have never drunk to stupor afterwards. Don't seize my can of beer from me please...
9.Don't cheat on me...please. I will surely dump your ass, no mercy....at all.
10.love me
Re: To My Husband by Nobody: 9:39pm On Mar 29, 2017
Just come out plain and tell us you need a husband so that the pm will start pouring in.... Just sort out d best and voila, you are hitched. Be careful though

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Re: To My Husband by Frolic: 9:42pm On Mar 29, 2017
Would you marry a Muslim?
Re: To My Husband by Nobody: 9:54pm On Mar 29, 2017
Nma27:
Just come out plain and tell us you need a husband so that the pm will start pouring in.... Just sort out d best and voila, you are hitched. Be careful though
Eyea...I can't count the suitors that came just this year that I had to reject....spent a decade rocking clubs while being singles..so marriage ain't my priority... Just wanna to describe my ideal husband
Re: To My Husband by Nobody: 9:58pm On Mar 29, 2017
Frolic:
Would you marry a Muslim?
Don't know.....
Check my previous post "I quit my engagement"
Re: To My Husband by Frolic: 9:59pm On Mar 29, 2017
Michellekabod:

Don't know.....
Check my previous post "I quit my engagement"
okay got it.
Re: To My Husband by Nobody: 10:19pm On Mar 29, 2017
Michellekabod:

Eyea...I can't count the suitors that came just this year that I had to reject....spent a decade rocking clubs while being singles..so marriage ain't my priority... Just wanna to describe my ideal husband
All d best
Re: To My Husband by fav444(f): 10:29pm On Mar 29, 2017
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Re: To My Husband by RealHaute: 10:37pm On Mar 29, 2017
Nice one Cardboard Michelle. We just learnt you're a masochist.

fav444:
@ Op, I love ur No. 1 and 2.
That's my spec in a man. A man should be a man. I am a very successful woman therefore I need a regulating pedal.

In other words, you want a bodybuilder. It's okay.
Re: To My Husband by wtfCode: 11:15pm On Mar 29, 2017
lipsrsealed

Re: To My Husband by Nobody: 11:37pm On Mar 29, 2017
[quote author=RealHaute post=55083090]Nice one Cardboard Michelle. We just learnt you're a masochist.



In other words, you want a bodybuilder. It's okay.[/quote
Kabod- Hebrew name for "God's glory".
Thank you
Re: To My Husband by Nobody: 11:41pm On Mar 29, 2017
[quote author=Michellekabod post=55084643][/quote]

Are you a Kike (Jew)?
Re: To My Husband by sdavirus: 9:06am On Mar 31, 2017
My kind of woman, asides the booze and clubbing. Nice goals. Hope you find him.....o he finds you wink

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