What is the #weirdest, #craziest #smartest or #funniest thing a kid has #said or #done to you that got you really surprised? Please post five interesting narratives and win recharge card from me.

I'm a good kid to my folks

however I can still remember my nephew telling my brother
"dad your mouth smells, could we talk tomorrow? "
he looked at me to see if I heard what d kid said. me too just throwey face like say I nor hear.

I had this funny encounter with my 2 years old daughter sometime last year. She wakes me up at about 4am...
Daughter: Daddy, daddy!!!
Me (sleepy eyed): Yes
Daughter: I want to poopoo
Me: Oh, ok (still in bed but struggling to get up to take her to the toilet)
Daughter: Daddy its pee! I want to pee!!
Me: (standing now) is it poopoo or pee? Which one do you want to do? (her Mom hears us and is up now looking at us both...)
Daughter: It's poopoopee! I want to poopoopee!!!
I cast a bewildered look at her & Mom as we both burst out in laughter...and take her to do the number 1 & 2...

A kid out of nowhere ran to me then kissed me
then he said "dont beat me" and ran back

Another kid asked me why we can't touch the sky

During my iIT a schl teacher asked her studnts if they had any question for me.
The first qustion i got ws "where did you get your hair cut?
because my mom's hair looks terrible."

A child i was teaching gave me money to miss that day's class and told me not to tell his parents

A little girl once aked me why God created men.
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