SNOWCREAM:
So we should root you abi? What Android version are you? Maybe KingRoot will work

TakeBanana:

Don't waste your time. She is with me. Check my DP to know why.

P.s. she loves my banana.

Takebanana

agrovick:


How far, shey that KingRoot will make things work? I'm desperate bro

agrovick:
First of all, this is a lamentation/seek advice/help your guy thread. So biko if you know your fingers are itching to type something insensitive just read and go, we can't be battling recession, heartbreak and still be having time for bad belleism.

So there is this pretty lady I met here on nairaland, she is got an amazing smile and a warm personality. One thing led to another and suddenly we are constantly in touch off the forum, she showed me how to love, taught me to be a gentleman, in my mind I thought things were entering the relationship realm only for her to bring me crashing back to earth with the excuse of we are going too fast. I mean we weren't going too fast when we called each other close to 10 ten times, we weren't going too fast when we shared dreams of the future, we weren't going too fast when we were flirting like two teenagers who just discovered the pleasures their bodies yield.

I can't deal mhen, so down right now. I know she is going to read this, so guys I just need y'all to root for your home boy. Let your comments show there is nothing like going too fast.

Remember if you don't want thunder high on Osogbo weed to strike you, resist the temptation of saying something EPIC.

Np: John Mayer - Come back to bed.

cc Beey

Jewelnutch:
Nairaland girls are bored girls looking for entertainment. You've been used like a rollercoaster, "go slower, go faster." Change your theme song to Drake - Controlla, John Mayer can't help you rn.

FvckShiT:
fúçking truth is she doesn't fûçking wanna leave the current çoçk she's fúçking alone cös she fúçking thinks yours might not be up to it,Sö you fúçkiñg gotta cönvince her that your fúçking cöçk is Kryptonite

FvckShiT:
fúçking truth is she doesn't fûçking wanna leave the current çoçk she's fúçking alone cös she fúçking thinks yours might not be up to it,Sö you fúçkiñg gotta cönvince her that your fúçking cöçk is Kryptonite

Magician1503:
oga you too slow down na

agrovick:


There is no stopping the train bro, if I slow down and somebody steps in. That's double wahala

Beey:
Nawa ohh, am here to read comments

Beey:
Hahaha, Come see drama! That song you quoted, ah which bed are you talking about

FvckShiT:


are you the fûcking female nairalander he's fûçking tälking bôut?

Beey:
SMH, Do you need the one they callTB Joshua to crush madimoni?You sound possessed.LOL

agrovick:


Lol, are you coming to this bed or do we prolong this drama

PS - this is not a thread for bad mouthing nairaland babes o, some of them are sure lasses

Beey:
Hahaha, Come see drama!My friend, did you forget your morning pills?Chai, help me beg this boy to see the doctor Biko.I've begged him to deal with his paranoia he won't listen.Phone buddies we are .This boy is a very good friend.But his delusions lately are nothing short of worrisome.Chai! Agrovick don't kill this Kenyan woman before time Biko.That song you quoted, ah which bed are you talking about?You are in Naija, am in States.Afro cinema in the making.LOL.See am my momma's 1st born & I can't go yet without giving her a grand baby.Go tell the sender you did not locate me ohh.Hahaha

agrovick:


There is no stopping the train bro, if I slow down and somebody steps in. That's double wahala

DonHummer:

Nne abeg forget that boy
How are you

Magician1503:


someone is probably driving her lorry already. no go jam o

agrovick:


Don't be like this, can't you see I'm in a dark dark place

skillful01:
=confusion


Thats' how am feeling ryt now

SNOWCREAM:
cc her, I might be able to help

agrovick:


Bro, shed more light. Seems you've had similar experience


Gaddem! What do you facking propose bro? Show her my dark Knight can rise to the challenge?

agrovick:

Bro! Just hold on mhen, you wanna talk about it?
John Mayer - Say what you want to say .

Homeboiy:
Go buy 4minutes gum

e go hold am

Beey:
Am praying you out of the dark into the light.

Magician1503:


someone is probably driving her lorry already. no go jam o

DonHummer:

Nne abeg forget that boy
How are you

Beey:
My friend you know I've stepped on some toes here and you bring me back to the mount of crucifiction!

agrovick:


Do you have a brand in mind?



You know what to do



Bro! Don't make matters worse na, she is not that kind of girl.



Bros! Nawa for you o, I offend you before?