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Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by oyinda3(f): 9:23pm On Dec 29, 2009 |
Whether or not you mean it intentionally, this quote definitely summarizes all your posts on here so far. so keep it short n simple like this nxt time ![]() eyoniggar: you see how you select responses that u like and jump on responses that you don't want to hear. truth is bitter my friend.
i'm glad, because the joke is on her. |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by eyoniggar(m): 11:00pm On Dec 29, 2009 |
MRbrownJAY: I am feeling you on a majorly swag! oyinda.: Woman, your response was denounced because it was irrelevant, do I have to select ya abuses as part of what I wanna hear? Sowapa sha? Cos I dnt fink u are! ![]() |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by oyinda3(f): 11:19pm On Dec 29, 2009 |
lol. excuse all the nonsense i've been saying so far, this is what i meant to say instead: the reason she told u to help her carry her bag is because she wanted u to abuse her and slap her. u kno after d sex, she was still feeling hot and wanted a beating. what better way than to ask u to carry her bag for her? what an audacious request!!! like MrBrownJay said, if she was in her correct mind, she would be carrying you "all the way to the front gate" as a matter of fact ![]() u shld have beat the living day light out of her senseless head. u r too soft. |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by eyoniggar(m): 12:09am On Dec 30, 2009 |
oyinda.: Gurl take right, I don take left. Later!! |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by Pweety4me(f): 2:21am On Dec 30, 2009 |
@Poster ok well understandable ok i see u mentioned how close u r 2 each other and stuff so then y not ask her?how r we supposed 2 know wat is going on in her mind?well maybe she just didn't feel like carrying anything at dat tyme. |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by oyinda3(f): 4:25am On Dec 30, 2009 |
^ i know right? if his r/s is so mushy n stuff, why not just ask her. jeez instead of cracking our brains over here. |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by eyoniggar(m): 9:49am On Dec 30, 2009 |
oyinda.: Ode!! Are you the only one on NL. At least some people dropped some sensible responses. You are there fooling yourself. People like you can never maintain a long lasting relationship. |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by oyinda3(f): 7:38am On Dec 31, 2009 |
it's not your fault. awon aiye lo nse e |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by kpolli(m): 11:56am On Dec 31, 2009 |
after almost crippling her u cant carry her bag abi, wicked guy |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by eyoniggar(m): 12:02pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
oyinda.: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() kpolli: Is the love maKing a conditional one? HELL NO!! |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by kpolli(m): 12:16pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
but she submitted herself to u, she became ur lab rat but one singl request, u couldnt grant her |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by eyoniggar(m): 2:34pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
kpolli:That can be subjected to a request based on condition. I am not a faKe guy that does faKe things. |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by ginky: 7:21pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
@poster-na wah for you oh. So, you can't just carry her bag. What is in the bag sef?abi na jazz? *shakes her head at the ignorance of the poster* . The one that pains me the most is that you threatened to slap her. I don't believe that you were just joking. What kind of joke is that? Maybe you even threatened to beat the living day light out of her if she did not do all those rubbish stuff she did for you. YOUR GF MUST REALLY HAVE ZERO SELF ESTEEM TO HAVE PUT UP WITH YOU AND YOUR NONSENSE. |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by eyoniggar(m): 8:58pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
ginky: Nah my gurl's got high self esteem, never chicKens out. If you seewat she does to me attimes, u'll finK i hv got low self esteem as well. bt we just understand each other thats all. |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by Kunbee: 2:31am On Jan 01, 2010 |
My only problem is this: how the hell can you joke about a slap ![]() ![]() |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by eyoniggar(m): 5:43am On Jan 01, 2010 |
Kunbee: You are seconded with the emboldened part. |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by SeanT21(f): 5:53am On Jan 01, 2010 |
eyoniggar: So U are insulting her?? |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by eyoniggar(m): 11:14am On Jan 01, 2010 |
SeanT21: Yes for insulting moi baby ![]() |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by SeanT21(f): 10:07pm On Jan 01, 2010 |
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Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by Kunbee: 2:13am On Jan 02, 2010 |
Whatever ![]() ![]() |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by eyoniggar(m): 12:42pm On Jan 02, 2010 |
Kunbee: Aint got probs kunbee, im sure u tha one that does have probs. ![]() |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by oyinda3(f): 10:34pm On Jan 02, 2010 |
SeanT21: rotflmao. I was thinking the same. haha ![]() ![]() eyodundee here doesn't get the joke. |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by eldee(m): 10:42pm On Jan 02, 2010 |
I'm yet to meet a chic that'll actually let me touch her handbag let alone hold it for her. So I think your woman was just taking the p.i.s.s. I think you should have just made or joke or sumn, a part of me thinks she was just being funny. |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by eyoniggar(m): 3:18pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
oyinda.: Oyinda I am warning you, do not step on my toes further. I got the joke, stating if i was insulting my babes. seconding kunbee dnt mean my chic is a mugu like she is. eldee: Eldee she was not being funny, she actually said it to my face that her crush in school use to help her carry her bag. Apart from ego, i cnt see myself doing that when i never marry. sheesh!! |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by Nobody: 3:30pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
I don't find someone carrying my bag sexy. What i find sexy is when my hubby carries our baby in the mall while i'm empty handed. |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by oyinda3(f): 3:32pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
ohh i'm really scared. ![]() ![]() eyoniggar: awwww that's cute. |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by Princek12(m): 3:36pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
BlueDiva:regarding the carrying the baby part even when the kele hand dey empty, I agree. But for man to carry handbag when the kele hand dey empty, that one get K-leg small. |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by oyinda3(f): 3:51pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
depends on the bag too. it will be tacky if the bag is overly girly ie pink bag with lots of flowers on it hahah. |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by tkb417(m): 3:59pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
Babes gave me all I needed today. dogg.y.style, head and all that. both of u are same 1) u threatened to slap a gurl cos she asked u to carry a ghana must go 2) the babe told u as a mugu to carry her bag when she had nothin with her 3) ur babe gave u dog;gy and stuffs (unusual according to u) and u came online to describe to us its either of 2 things the babe doesnt have sense for rollin with a gorimapa like ya or u the gorimapa doesnt have sense for rollin with such a turtleneck sister i reserve ma comment for nau |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by domwas2(m): 4:33pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
I guess its the issue of babasuwe and jenifer, u know wetin happen na |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by eyoniggar(m): 9:11pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
BlueDiva: That one is still considerable. oyinda.: If the Muke sick self, she must still hand it herself. tkb417: Hehehe, Fake guy, uve come around again. Just aint got ya time. POOF!! |
Re: She Told Me To Help Her Carry Her Handbag! by oyinda3(f): 9:36pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
he no fit quote properly sef. i laugh in mandarin ![]() |
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