DAVIYJONESS:
My name is daviyjones and I am the world famous man of list. The trending nairaland pool party has got my team talking on whether I should attend to increase my popularity or not, after thorough analysis I have decide not to for this reasons:

1. Exposing my body :As prospective Mr nairaland 2017 I am afraid my naked photos will circulate the forum. my joystick size, packs and hairy chest. all these can be used against me.


2. Erection in public : There will be naked girls everywhere, my dick can go hard causing embarrassment amongst nairalanders.


3. Injury scare: safety first, I don't know how safe is the pool, hope I wont slip and land hard on hard floor or the bottom of the pool if I dive in.


4. Unattendant of mature members : prior the last event hosted by vizkiz and co, I saw the photos and video.no mature member. it is small boys and girls with ugly faces. no thesonofmark, lezz ,sinzu ,kinginvahala etc


5. Infection scare : I don't know what skin disease nairalanders carry, I am scared. Lot of people will be in the pool at the same time. jezz!! girls who might be menstruating may enter as said by professorfal in the nlevent's thread. my health is very important.


6. Scare of being mobbed by haters : I have many haters especially the awon weyrey group. we know jacksparrow is a thug who can send any body even his sister to do his evil plans. they can harm me for my good deeds.



7. Low feminine presence : scouts and predictors have concluded there will be low number of girls and the event will flop if care is not taken. I will advise vizkiz to hire prostitutes for the event. we have some here on nairaland.


written by daviyjones

note: the womanoflist is a fraud with no certificate to operate under my umbrella.

LordZero:
Damnnn, when you thought you've seen it all. .

Divay22:
Op they are caming for you o

DAVIYJONESS:
who are they? hope they are not dumb?

Divay22:
Op they are caming for you o

DAVIYJONESS:
dumb boy that is why your father disown you.

firstking01:

Divay22:
hope i didn't say too much

firstking01:
You did

Divay22:
He haff happen.what did i say

firstking01:
Never knew you are like this

DAVIYJONESS:
My name is daviyjones and I am the world famous man of list. The trending nairaland pool party has got my team talking on whether I should attend to increase my popularity or not, after thorough analysis I have decide not to for this reasons:

1. Exposing my body :As prospective Mr nairaland 2017 I am afraid my naked photos will circulate the forum. my joystick size, packs and hairy chest. all these can be used against me.


2. Erection in public : There will be naked girls everywhere, my dick can go hard causing embarrassment amongst nairalanders.


3. Injury scare: safety first, I don't know how safe is the pool, hope I wont slip and land hard on hard floor or the bottom of the pool if I dive in.


4. Unattendant of mature members : prior the last event hosted by vizkiz and co, I saw the photos and video.no mature member. it is small boys and girls with ugly faces. no thesonofmark, lezz ,sinzu ,kinginvahala etc


5. Infection scare : I don't know what skin disease nairalanders carry, I am scared. Lot of people will be in the pool at the same time. jezz!! girls who might be menstruating may enter as said by professorfal in the nlevent's thread. my health is very important.


6. Scare of being mobbed by haters : I have many haters especially the awon weyrey group. we know jacksparrow is a thug who can send any body even his sister to do his evil plans. they can harm me for my good deeds.



7. Low feminine presence : scouts and predictors have concluded there will be low number of girls and the event will flop if care is not taken. I will advise vizkiz to hire prostitutes for the event. we have some here on nairaland.


written by daviyjones

note: the womanoflist is a fraud with no certificate to operate under my umbrella.

Divay22:
Like what pls

firstking01:
Won't say here

Divay22:
say it here honey...
I gat nothing to hide