Yeah I am talking about Danfos again,why wouldn’t I ?.When you see them in every nook and cranny .

Today I would be telling you about some tips on how to avoid trouble with Danfo bus conductors.

Lets get started.

1.Know Where You Are Going
You should definitely know where you are going to before you board any Danfo bus.If you don’t ,make sure you ask before boarding the bus.Trust me it wont be funny when you enter a bus going to Sango Ota when your intended location is Sangotedo.You won’t be getting a refund,but you might be getting an exchange of blows.So be sure of where you are going !.

2.Have The Exact Bus Fare
Always have the exact bus fare to avoid troubles.If you are not sure of the exact fare , always make sure you have enough money in lower denominations especially #100 and #50.

3.Speak Politely
Lets be honest most of us talk to them anyhow because they are “conductors”.But they are human,and very extraordinary human beings who are constantly unstable as a result of stress and sometimes alcohol and different botanical species rolled up in paper *winks*.

4.Be Patient
Sometimes even after you have done all the above ,they still act weird and very unstable .You just have to be patient with them .Most fights and sometimes deaths involving passengers and conductors would have been averted if only one or both of them exercised patience.

What do you think ?

Had a funny encounter with a Danfo conductor ?

Kindly comment .

By Donald3d

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I wonder where those danfo conductors get their energy from ?

oga autojosh, e be like say conductor don fight you before ?

[b][/b] 5. When you get to your bus stop, Dont waste time to drop. If not...

Dont let your friend/lover sit on your laps(lappig) in order not to inconvenient other passengers..
If you do,then you are looking for trouble.

Is there a way?

Me then o,

1. Shave clean.
2. Enter bus like correct person.
3. Make call loud and clear and talk about being on your way to barrack and why an imaginary slowpoke should remain in detention.
4. Pay ur transport fare.
5. sit back and relax as conductor comport himself for the rest of the trip.

veekid:

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dont argue...just dey look like mumu

5. Give them a thousand naira

6. Don't ask for your change

7. Don't ever remember to collect that change.
With this you wold never have issues with them I swear

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meanwhile,

Lol...never pick a fight with 'em conductors..
they have got nothing to lose..

speak polite wetin?

patients for lagos?
i aint sure this is applicable in lagos!

1. Enter bus and sit quietly without discussing wit anybody
2. Make call to a friend as thus" Hello, good morning Commander".
3. Talk about some military exercise in North East and Niger Delta.
4. Cut call and keep sitting quietly.
5. Pay your fare, even if it's 1000 naira, the conductor will coordinate himself and give you change asap.

Conductor and others will comport themselves very
well.

I have a friend and a brother always on standby in case of emergency.
Once I start any call with them with "good morning colonel, they understand immediately and roll with me because they know I am in danger or Intimidation

Enter with ur change ma dat one b koko

Oga Fash sef surprise.

obafemee80:
Dont let your friend/lover sit on your laps(lappig) in order not to inconvenient other passengers..
If you do,then you are looking for trouble.

This pic tho seems liberal

Nice one, @OP

Just do your thing, and let them do theirs.
Each party face their businesses "jejely" and all will be fine.

Anuoluwapo3054:
dont argue...just dey look like mumu

Guy go back o...the guy don modify d post

Always hv change always hv change always have change

Bring out ur gun

Number 2 especially, just have the exact fare

check my signature for your football jerseys and take advantage of the Easter promo

Strong face for them dats just the way to avoid them

BUY YOUR OWN CAR..

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No b for Benin here ooooo...
If u like gentle or not.dem no dy look uche face

no matter the tip u give here

anyone wey don smoke weed go still wahala

The gist is conductors, agberos and d the driver's knows better. In most cases they know who to start wahala with and who not to. There are always two types of passengers. Talkers and Doers. Which d doers if operating on a proper leverage will b respected by them.

Engaging in cursing or acting like a tout to make Dem see u r razz makes u vulnerable.. looking like mumu trying to avoid trouble makes u another target. Just know how to balance ur scale. There is no scope to them trust me. I have battled and won them many times on suits because office boy is another of their target. As omo Yiko (street boy) just observe u will know how to handle d one u r riding with shikenah