Hi guys, what team do you belong to? I am not talking about football team o….. I am talking about Teamtissue or Teamwater. Lol! Some use water to clean up after them (Teamwater) and some use tissue (Teamtissue). No one can actually use something apart from these two right..so I got you. I actually belong to both teams because I do my shitty business before I shower so I am Teamtissue and Teamwater at the same time. Lol

So I visited my friend and we were gisting. Suddenly I felt this urge that makes you uncomfortable and start sweating so I asked for his restroom. There was no tissue you know guys hardly have tissue. My worries started…lol. I started sweating already. Me that I have been doing yanga for this guy, it won’t be fun if I mess up his toilet. I didn’t even carry my wipes. I really like tissue because you feel dry unlike water which makes you wet.

Guys, when I was done I had to strip to my blouse just to wash properly. Even at that I was really feeling wet and water was dripping down my thighs. It wasn’t funny. My friend was already calling out my name, Oluwaseun are you fine? What’s taking you so long? I just came out and boned o. See boning of life…lol!

Teamwater please help a sister. How do you guys do it?

Source: https://seunsdigest./2017/04/16/teamtissue-or-teamwater/

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Tissue ke? Gimme water ojere

Water is still the Best. It's safer for females than tissue.

obiorathesubtle:
Tissue is for homosexuals and ignorant women...



Water is for men, Legends, ultra Legends, Sublime Legends, etc.. Even babies who have raw heavenly wisdom use water..


I bet even Jesus used water during his time on Earth..


#TeamWater baby!!!

lol!

FelixFelicia:
Tissue ke? Gimme water ojere

Teamwater baby...

Olasco93:
Water is still the Best. It's safer for females than tissue.

hmmmm well said..Thanks

oluwasma:
Teamwater baby...

lol I'm not a girl sha

I use both when necessary...

You dey always create funny threads


#Teamboth jawe

#TeamWaterOnTheTissue

dingbang:
I use both when necessary...

nice

FelixFelicia:
lol I'm not a girl sha

oh my bad..

What nonsense! And some of y'all won't bother to wash properly with a soap.

Abegii, Teamtissue o jare!

oluwasma:
oh my bad..

lol don't worry I'll seem familiar in a matter of days

Aderola15:
You dey always create funny threads


#Teamboth jawe

I see you @Aderola15

chiraqDemon:
#TeamWaterOnTheTissue

lol

FelixFelicia:
lol don't worry I'll seem familiar in a matter of days

alright dear u r sha Teamwater..

iamadonis2:
What nonsense! And some of y'all won't bother to wash properly with a soap.

Abegii, Teamtissue o jare!

yay! Teamtissue we rock

oluwasma:
alright dear u r sha Teamwater..

na so o

Team tissue, I dnt like my boxers wet or moist, the thing go dey scratch me

I'm team tissue or wipes, I don't play with my health, Urinary Tract Infection is real for women.

ToriBlue:
I'm team tissue or wipes, I don't play with my health, Urinary Tract Infection is real for women.

yaay! Another Teamtissue

jonaifame22:
Team tissue, I dnt like my boxers wet or moist, the thing go dey scratch me

Exactly I dnt like it wet too..Teamtissue rocks!

Tissue please.

#teamwater

Water preferably, if there's no water,I use tissue.

oluwasma:
Exactly I dnt like it wet too..Teamtissue rocks!

you look sweet, were u a candy in ur former life?

jonaifame22:
you look sweet, were u a candy in ur former life?

lol! Thanks..maybe

I use leaves, fresh from the forest.

#Teamleaf

mrmrmister:
I use leaves, fresh from the forest.

#Teamleaf

lol then you must be primitive o...

Team tissue ke? How's it possible for you to wipe with tissues only and not have your anus smelling?

Abeg wash with soap and water then wipe the water with tissue...