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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by duduwest(m): 3:56pm On Dec 08, 2017
you're a real baddest guy ever liveth. In fact I don't know what to type but more ink to your pen. You should make sure you make a copies of this story for the upcoming generation. Nice write up

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by yklick76: 2:19pm On Dec 09, 2017
Nice write up bro.
This thread of yours is really making me feel like going back to the nysc camp which i left 4yrs back. You are really describing my life style back then. Please if there is anyone here who served back in wailo camp ganjuwa local govt of bauchi state 2013/2014 batch c corp members. thumbs up to you guys. Without you all, camp wouldnt have been fun for me. Wayward pikin move on am really picturing it like am still going through the camp experience again. You are such a good writer. Cheers!!!!

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by waywardpikin: 2:12pm On Dec 11, 2017
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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by waywardpikin: 2:21pm On Dec 11, 2017
duduwest:
you're a real baddest guy ever liveth. In fact I don't know what to type but more ink to your pen. You should make sure you make a copies of this story for the upcoming generation. Nice write up

Thanks bro. Will surely do that.

Updated.
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by waywardpikin: 2:22pm On Dec 11, 2017
yklick76:
Nice write up bro.
This thread of yours is really making me feel like going back to the nysc camp which i left 4yrs back. You are really describing my life style back then. Please if there is anyone here who served back in wailo camp ganjuwa local govt of bauchi state 2013/2014 batch c corp members. thumbs up to you guys. Without you all, camp wouldnt have been fun for me. Wayward pikin move on am really picturing it like am still going through the camp experience again. You are such a good writer. Cheers!!!!

Thanks bro. It's words like this that keeps my pen flowing.


Updated.
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by waywardpikin: 2:23pm On Dec 11, 2017
tu9ic3:
And you know, when the cat retires for the night, the mice come out to play.

Oshe Baddest grin grin

Lol thanks bro. Updated.

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by waywardpikin: 2:25pm On Dec 11, 2017
Emmerich09 food is ready o... Report here!
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by Emmerich09(m): 4:10pm On Dec 11, 2017
waywardpikin:
Emmerich09 food is ready o... Report here!
Mehn waywardpikin this one pass food ooooo. I just dey read my baba just dey stand up and down.... Lol nice write up brother.... U really had a nice time with Cass...
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by waywardpikin: 4:13pm On Dec 11, 2017
Emmerich09:
Mehn waywardpikin this one pass food ooooo. I just dey read my baba just dey stand up and down.... Lol nice write up brother.... U really had a nice time with Cass...

Indeed. Is it weird that my time in camp had more highlights than the rest of my service year?

Meanwhile, come complete ur own tori o

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by talk2riel: 4:28pm On Dec 11, 2017
Iyaf catch you. oya drop something before you leave

Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by Emmerich09(m): 5:13pm On Dec 11, 2017
waywardpikin:


Indeed. Is it weird that my time in camp had more highlights than the rest of my service year?

Meanwhile, come complete ur own tori o
yeah bro camp was the highlight of it all... It was mad fun for me and my guyz.... It felt like not leaving at all... As I will always say... Camp is where ur service fun is...

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by jobsmiths(m): 6:06pm On Dec 11, 2017
Wow.....vaseline crew already on d beat, this last episode....were is wayward Barrister, wayward?....Nice bleeping write Up, pictured evrybit of dt
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by inspirational93: 1:24am On Dec 12, 2017
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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by tu9ic3(m): 1:16pm On Dec 13, 2017
waywardpikin:


Thanks bro. Will surely do that.

Updated.


Nice piece...its about time lol na now u come waywardpikin...I been dey think say na only escort u go dey escort Cassandra and co. One down thumb's up my guy grin grin grin

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by yklick76: 5:54pm On Dec 13, 2017
Wayward pikin please stop keeping me waiting now?
I have been logging in and out of naira land since morning just to read your new update,but up till now nothing from you yet.. Wetin dey happen now?

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by waywardpikin: 12:17pm On Dec 14, 2017
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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by waywardpikin: 12:24pm On Dec 14, 2017
Emmerich09:
Mehn waywardpikin this one pass food ooooo. I just dey read my baba just dey stand up and down.... Lol nice write up brother.... U really had a nice time with Cass...

Updated

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by waywardpikin: 12:25pm On Dec 14, 2017
talk2riel:
Iyaf catch you. oya drop something before you leave

Updated
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by waywardpikin: 12:27pm On Dec 14, 2017
jobsmiths:
Wow.....vaseline crew already on d beat, this last episode....were is wayward Barrister, wayward?....Nice bleeping write Up, pictured evrybit of dt

Wayward Barrister dey o... I started avoiding him after the whole ordeal.
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by waywardpikin: 12:28pm On Dec 14, 2017
tu9ic3:



Nice piece...its about time lol na now u come waywardpikin...I been dey think say na only escort u go dey escort Cassandra and co. One down thumb's up my guy grin grin grin

Lol excursion no bad na. Have you served?
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by waywardpikin: 12:29pm On Dec 14, 2017
yklick76:
Wayward pikin please stop keeping me waiting now?
I have been logging in and out of naira land since morning just to read your new update,but up till now nothing from you yet.. Wetin dey happen now?

Sorry bro. Updated now. A certain someone turned out to be married.

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by yvette234: 12:57pm On Dec 14, 2017
Ghost mode deactivated.... Chai this last update,married?... And she didn't think to bring it up before now

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by Emmerich09(m): 1:58pm On Dec 14, 2017
Nice one bro.... Keep killing it 007 style.... But wait ooo Dat Sarah mess up Sha.... Married... Daughter... 7 years old.... Mbok from that day she's on her own completely....

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by tu9ic3(m): 4:26pm On Dec 14, 2017
waywardpikin:


Lol excursion no bad na. Have you served?

Nah not yet my sch didn't mobilize my set 2016/2017 dis yr bt am already getting tips from u,hopefully will be joining batch A nxt year
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by duduwest(m): 11:00pm On Dec 14, 2017
Wow! Sarah, with all the love and why distUrbing again?
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by adriel7(f): 9:40am On Dec 17, 2017
waywardpikin:


Thanks dear. Were you posted to Lagos? And did you have any love interest?

No I was posted to Abuja. Love interest?? Na, it was just chilling at the mami market with no strings attached cheesy
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:18am On Dec 18, 2017
Oga waywardpikin, i hail o. See the kine bahd location wey you hide this your ministry(story)..
Your story make sense, thumbs up bro. E no easy (ask P'Square)
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You fit stil check my own story o,
the link dey my signature.
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by Bifrost: 11:12am On Dec 19, 2017
waywardpikin:
The next day, the same thing that happened in 1964 happened again. Hajia called me to join her during SAED lectures. As we spent the boring afternoon together, Sarah called asking where I was as she was just coming out of the hostel. She made her way to where we were and sat down quietly at my side. I got the feeling that the two ladies didn't like themselves very much. What followed was another juggling act as I maintained separate conversations with both of them. Then Sarah stood up and said she was going under the other canopy, which she did. She hadn't spent up to 5 minutes alone, I found myself seated right next to her like there was this magnetic attraction. Needless to say, I'd left Hajia all by herself but not before coming up with a dumb reason to leave. It was becoming more apparent to me that Sarah had a very strong hold on me, and it made me scared. What were we doing? What was I doing?

My mind strayed back to Nife's WhatsApp message last night:


'Hello, longest time.'


I remember how I read the message without replying. I remember how I woke up that morning feeling like a piece of shít for the amazing night I'd had with Cassandra the night before, feeling like I'd cheated on Sarah. I was walking around with this shroud of guilt like I'd committed this unforgivable sin. After the SAED programmes she dragged me to where the photographers were to check for our photos. I paid for the photos and uploaded one as my dp on WhatsApp. Next thing I received was a message from Hajia and the following conversation ensued:

Hajia: Wow you're just making me feel...

Me: Making you feel how?

Hajia: Hmm, I should not have opened this your dp. It's making me feel somehow now.

Me: You don't have to feel that way. You know that's how most of these NYSC guys feel about you but you're just breaking their hearts anyhow.

Hajia: Please stop saying that. I want to ask you a question.

Me: What's that?

Hajia: Am I too small to date?

Me: Why would you say that now? Any man would be lucky to have you.

Hajia: But I'm too small for you to date abi?

Me: It's not like that. Remember you told me you have a boyfriend. I'm just trying not to break a relationship dear.

Hajia: No wahala sha, just take care of yourself. Enjoy yourself with her.

I was still thinking about what to reply when I caught Sarah peering over my shoulder trying to see what I was doing. I put my phone away.

'What are you doing? Who are you chatting with?' She said.

'Nothing. No one.'

She looked at me with a mischievous glint in her eyes, 'Don't lie to me. You're chatting with her right? Your love.'

I rolled my eyes. Since the day Sarah first laid eyes on Hajia she always regarded her as my one true love, always looking for any opportunity to bring her name up.

'You've started again abi? She's not my one true love.'

'Hmm you want to deny her abi?'

'Oh really? What about Brother Paul? Someone that you wanted to use to replace me. I hadn't even gone for up to 5 minutes and you had another brother auditioning for my role.'

Who was Brother Paul? Brother Paul was one unfortunate fellow that was trying to put the moves on my Sarah. That fateful evening I was only gone for a very short while and before I came back this dude was trying to get upclose and personal using church as an avenue to enter the dame. Seriously though, guys in camp no dey see woman comot eye. They will jump on her and devour her like a hungry lion. And by God, Sarah looked so delicious.

'Come on, I told you Brother Paul is just a worker in church. He was inviting me for service.'

'Oshey... when did we enter camp that he became a worker in their church? Such is life sha, people replace you even while you're still alive,' I said.

'You ehn,' She playfully hit me on my back and I wanted to tap her on the ass in response but sometimes one has to pretend to be a gentleman. She wrapped her arm around mine as we walked to the parade ground, it was her favorite place to sit and enjoy the cool breeze particularly in the evening. My heart rate increased a little with the body contact, and a little voice inside my head began screaming:

'Tell her how you really feel you îmbecíle. Go ahead and tell her... don't be a pússy!'

The truth is at this point many people sort of assumed that Sarah and I were dating. We spent all day together, the chemistry between us was palpable, and we looked like a match made in heaven, so how could we not be dating?

I didn't know. But what I knew for sure was that I didn't want to destroy the good thing we had going on. Sarah was so beautiful, I found it hard to believe she was single. As a matter of fact, since the day that I met her my mind had been telling me something that my brain simply refused to compute. A nagging feeling. A suspicion...

As we approached the canopy and made to sit down I caught a glimpse of Cassandra and her friends chatting excitedly in the distance. I looked away very quickly, certain that Cassandra had seen me too. I hadn't called or texted her since last night. And as a gentleman, it is only right to call or text a lady or have some kind of 'Talk' after the 'do' or 'almost-do' otherwise said lady might start to feel very bad about herself.

Sarah was showing me her phone, swiping as she said something, but my mind was far away in that moment. What was she saying sef? Something about a daughter?

'Sorry I didn't hear you. What did you say?' I asked, my ears red, twitching.

'I said these are pictures of my daughter. She's 7 years old,' she told me excitedly.

Daughter? 7 years old?

'I don't understand. Are you married?'

'Yes I am.'






The way I looked at her, if looks could kill, she would have died.






Xoxo,

Wayward Pikin.


I deserve an award. I read from page 0-13.
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I take God beg you, come and continue. You're a talented wordsmith. The imageries you create are just splendid. waywardpikin, you're good!
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by jobsmiths(m): 12:18pm On Dec 20, 2017
At least some relief.....sarah issue is solved.... So we are left with Cassandra as d strongest contender and the possible option.... Still waiting though..... #Wayward_sef
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by waywardpikin: 11:07pm On Dec 20, 2017
Good evening guys, finished final clearance today. Passing out tomorrow, help me thank God!
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by waywardpikin: 11:09pm On Dec 20, 2017
yvette234:
Ghost mode deactivated.... Chai this last update,married?... And she didn't think to bring it up before now

Nna I tire oooo
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by waywardpikin: 11:11pm On Dec 20, 2017
Emmerich09:
Nice one bro.... Keep killing it 007 style.... But wait ooo Dat Sarah mess up Sha.... Married... Daughter... 7 years old.... Mbok from that day she's on her own completely....

Sleeping with a married woman terrifies me. I pray to never break this principle.

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