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*Letter from debtor to creditor*

Dear Sir,

I have the honor to acknowledge receipt of your correspondence dated the 12th of April last, by which, for the third time, you demand the repayment of the money which I owe you.

First of all, I do not dispute my debt and I intend to reimburse you as soon as possible.

However, I would like to inform you that I still have many other creditors, all equally honorable as you, and I also wish to repay them.

Therefore, I see myself obliged, every month, to proceed by drawing lots.
So I put all the names of my creditors in a hat and I pull one at random and I hasten to pay back immediately.

I hope your name will be drawn soon.
I am certain that you will be able to understand the motivation of my approach and, being convinced that you will be one of the happy winners of the draw, I hope to have patience on your part.

In the meantime, I extend my sincere greetings to you, and I ask you to accept, Sir, the assurance of my distinguished sentiments.

P.S.: Given the very unfriendly tone of your last letter, I inform you that you will not participate in the next 2 draws!

Wey my cutlass! Lalasticlala sef

Imagine the effrontery

This had better not be for real

Looool.

The creditor go nearly die but what can he do but be patient and pray the raffle draw favours him soonest.

Debtor from hell

Chaiiii, creditor be like on top my own money again