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12 Types Of Slap That With An Unforgettable Meaning To Life by ThisTrend(f): 4:25pm On Apr 23, 2017
This may count quite hilarious right? But obviously, there has being many different types of slap gotten or generated n decades so far.

A “slap in the face” is a common idiom, dating back to the late 1800’s, that means to rebuke, rebuff or insult. .

After reading this write-up, we hope you shall tell indicate which you've given out or received. Lol !

Checkout the types of Slap and their Meaning Below

1. RESOUNDING SLAP: This happens after you are being hit by angry fellow, the sounds keep multiplying in numbers, and sounds like 'Wiiiiiieee' can be heard.

2. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will start seeing different colours and your head will turn to a nest whilst the birds will be flying all around you.

3. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.

4. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap, you start asking questions that don’t need reply. Like,”John, YOU SLAPPED ME?!”

5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away with your mouth wide open.

6. FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing. You find yourself asking questions like,”What did I do?”

7. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn’t do anything o!

8. MILITARY/BOKO HARAM SLAP: Once this slap lands on your face, you will start urinating on your cloth.

9. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap a boy/girl gives you sweetly on your cheek and whether it’s painful or not, you start blushing.

10. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face. When you get this slap, the length of your face will be raised to power two and your eye socket will calculate its circumference.

11. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it’s given to you all of a sudden), you will be able to combine and speak all sort of languages at the same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc.

12. RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP: It’s the type of slap that someone gives you and you return the slap immediately…

Source: http://www.thistrend.com.ng/2017/04/12-types-of-slap-that-with.html?m=1

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