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A Bunch Of Better Idiots! by galatico(m): 9:07am On Jan 26, 2007 |
These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are real and provide proof that a "better idiot" can be invented. "Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?" "Do you have that book by Rushdie: 'Satanic Nurses'?" (Actual title: "Satanic Verses" "I was here about three weeks ago looking at a cookbook that cost $ 39. 95. Do you know which one it is?" "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?" hahahaha, what a bone head! "Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?" hmmm, I don't recollect any camera-toting cavemen, do you? "I'm looking for information on carpal tunnel syndrome. I think I'm having trouble with it in my neck." (No, that's your brain miss-firing.) "I am looking for a list of laws that I can break that would send me back to jail for a couple of months." (I know, how about shooting yourself? That would get you life in prison!) "I need a color photograph of George Washington." (Ok, hold on, I'll check with the caveman, ) "Is the basement upstairs?" (Asked at First Floor Reference Desk) This one gets the golden stupidity award! |
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