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What To Do With Nigerian Mums? by BoldTint(f): 9:44am On May 06, 2017
If you are living on your own, Nigerian mothers want you to move back to the house because:
A. They love you.
B. They need someone to clean the house.
C. They need someone to cook.
D. They need someone to wash plates.
E. They need someone to send on errands.
F. They need someone to annoy.
G. They need someone to remind of marriage.
H. They need someone to complain to.
I. They need someone to gist with.
J. They need someone to remind that Okafor’s daughter is now working in Shell.


K. They need someone to completely take over the house chores.
L. They need someone to see everyday/keep close.
M. They need someone to carry to deliverance.
N. They need someone to fire prayer on.
O.They need someone to remind that Okonkwo’s son is now abroad.
P: They don’t want you to suffer.
Q. They need a run down on your movements.
R. They want to know if you have joined bad gang.
S: They want to know how many times you press phone...read on Syncityng.com (under chief synner)

Exam score :1000 marks.
If the answer is not above, add yours…

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