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Business Thinking : Joke by Nobody: 6:57am On Jan 10, 2010
Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case , ok"

Next, the father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too rich to marry an average guy!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case , ok"

Finally, the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case , ok"

This is how business is done !!!! , smiley

Moral :
Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything ,
But your attitude should be positive ,
Re: Business Thinking : Joke by krama(m): 7:50am On Jan 10, 2010
Cool grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Business Thinking : Joke by Lamizzy: 7:58am On Jan 10, 2010
Nice!!
Re: Business Thinking : Joke by cantell(m): 8:35am On Jan 10, 2010
Cool.
Re: Business Thinking : Joke by Kunbee: 11:27pm On Jan 10, 2010
I love this cool

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