I was Shitting in my Toilet yesterday, when a white light appeared.
I heard a voice saying "Riff-Raff my son, i have inspired u 2 write my words. Go forth unto Nairaland & seek out holy ones 2 help"
after all if an illitrate can recieve a book in a cave & some unknown authors were inspired 2 write a jewish religious book.
so if u have a an unbelievable story 2 tell write it here, i wil add it 2 d book.
My own god enabled one of his chosen (koraena) 2 Swallow a Whale for 20 days.
My god wil punish u if u dont believe in him.

This is what you get when you consume cheap drugs.

Riff-raff, just get back to the toilet and stay there for two weeks on the poo sit, its the only way you will be forgiven.

when you are riff faff and under the bridge , how many rizzla will you need to write your text.? cheap drugs ain't good you heaaaaaaaar.