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Recommended Ways To Beat Your Wife by losak9111(m): 11:52pm On May 12, 2017 |
RECOMMENDED WAYS TO BEAT YOUR WIFE 'Sir, I won't lie to you. At times, I feel I should beat my wife. She does some annoying things & I just feel like beating her...' That was what Mr. Friday ( not a real name) told me as he came to complain about his wife to me in my house. I told him, I also beat my wife Adeyinka , in fact I beat her daily. The only different is how we beat our wives. I don't use belt, I don't use abusive words, I don't use sex starvation to beat her, I don't use blow, I don't use kick. I am a king & married to a queen. Such don't happen in a palace like ours. This is the way I "BEAT" my wife and I recommended it for Mr. Friday & I am recommending it for all men. The reason why my Queen can't leave me is because she is enjoying the beating. This is the way I beat her. I beat her by: B- BEAUTIFYING HER. E- ENCOURAGING HER. A- ASSISTING HER T- TREATING HER AS THE QUEEN SHE IS. No woman can die in your hands no matter how many times you beat her in a day as long as you do it the way I do it to my Queen. I know this is the way women will love their husbands to beat them. There can't be divorce or separation if we 'beat' our wives like this. When you use belt, wire, blow, knife, slap or any domestic violence means on your wife, you are worthy to be awarded a duplex at Neuro Psychiatric Hospital or you can go there yourself and tell them to detain you there until you are okay. For all excellent husbands, follow that syllabus I gave you on how I beat my own Queen daily & go and do likewise. The joy of your family is my priority. Also remember to sign up a helping hands account for her with just #6,600 only and support her in growing that account. You will see how she shower you with love. |
Re: Recommended Ways To Beat Your Wife by Honeylahrah: 12:06am On May 13, 2017 |
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Re: Recommended Ways To Beat Your Wife by subtlemee(f): 12:18am On May 13, 2017 |
You need christ in your life 2 Likes |
Re: Recommended Ways To Beat Your Wife by SirL0neWolf(m): 12:35am On May 13, 2017 |
subtlemee: You disagree with the philosophy?? 1 Like |
Re: Recommended Ways To Beat Your Wife by BlueLORD: 7:35am On May 13, 2017 |
bullsh*t....i expected to see something real 1 Like |
Re: Recommended Ways To Beat Your Wife by losak9111(m): 8:30am On May 13, 2017 |
BlueLORD:like what? |
Re: Recommended Ways To Beat Your Wife by hpk(m): 9:01am On May 13, 2017 |
BlueLORD:ah dey tell you!!! op quit watching Zee World••• 1 Like |
Re: Recommended Ways To Beat Your Wife by Viking007(m): 9:28am On May 13, 2017 |
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Re: Recommended Ways To Beat Your Wife by philip0906(m): 10:09am On May 13, 2017 |
Just negodu the crap someone typed. |
Re: Recommended Ways To Beat Your Wife by Nobody: 12:38pm On May 13, 2017 |
subtlemee:
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Re: Recommended Ways To Beat Your Wife by presented007(m): 4:22pm On May 13, 2017 |
losak9111:
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Re: Recommended Ways To Beat Your Wife by coolcatty: 5:02pm On May 13, 2017 |
Someone that has never stayed a whole week with a woman is here writing jargons.....they should just increase price of data subscription.... So many unserious people with smartphones. |
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