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Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Nobody: 4:43pm On May 13, 2017
As seen on Twitter, what do you think about this?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/05/jesus-christ-committed-suicide-twitter.html

Lalasticlala

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Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Nobody: 4:49pm On May 13, 2017
Son's of lie

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Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by CplusJason: 4:54pm On May 13, 2017
"He laid down his life" grin grin grin grin grin





But the twitter user might be right tho.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by BenKassy(m): 4:55pm On May 13, 2017
All these FFK followers sef. Una own dey una body o!

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Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by OtemAtum: 1:00am On May 14, 2017
Suicide bomber cheesy

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Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by orisa37: 7:06am On May 14, 2017
No.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by oaroloye(m): 1:22am On May 20, 2017
Lord YAHSHUA voluntarily put himself into the hands of murderers, whom he had done no harm whatsoever, to, among other things, totally prove that their systems were hopelessly-corrupt, with negligible redeeming-factors.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Uyi168: 7:26am On May 20, 2017
He's on point..
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Nobody: 1:41pm On May 20, 2017
Too much education breeds stupidity.

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Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Stinson007(m): 2:04pm On May 20, 2017
The truth is its suicide cause he could have stopped men but he gave in because it's the wish of the father For men's redemption.. For our sins... Logically,yes.. Physically, No....spiritually... I never sabi
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by KingEbukasBlog(m): 3:49pm On May 20, 2017
undecided
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Born2Freak(f): 5:15pm On May 20, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
undecided


You no fit talk? grin
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by englishmart(m): 6:28pm On May 20, 2017
that's your problem bro. Last week I laid down my salary to my girlfriend, did my money commit suicide?

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Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Aaronsrod: 6:39pm On May 20, 2017
This fool has committed suicide by mocking Jesus. God will kill him and his children will suffer for 7 generations! angry
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Incrizz(f): 7:40pm On May 20, 2017
I once replied someone concerning this
But on a second thought,

Suicide is "taking one's own life"

Did Jesus take His life by Himself?

Yes or no?

You can see the way the devil is twisting the truth;
Self sacrificing is suicide since when?

A housewife who sacrifices self for the sake of her kids and stays with a violent spouse under the same roof and finally gets killed by him, committed suicide abi?

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Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Droldnallufepoh: 7:47pm On May 20, 2017
Incrizz:
I once replied someone concert bibg this But on a second thought.
Suicide is "taking one's own life"
Did Jesus take His life by Himself?
Yes or no?
You can see the way the devil is twisting the truth; Self sacrificing is suicide since when?
OGA, there's what's called "assisted suicide"
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by sonofluc1fer: 7:50pm On May 20, 2017
The only God that killed himself. grin grin

Useless God and pikin.

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Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Incrizz(f): 7:50pm On May 20, 2017
Stinson007:
The truth is its suicide cause he could have stopped men but he gave in because it's the wish of the father For men's redemption.. For our sins... Logically,yes.. Physically, No....spiritually... I never sabi

All these wives getting killed by violent spouses committed suicide Abi?
They should have ran for their dear lives the first time they got beaten blue black but hung on for the sake of their kids and died in the process.
It's suicide abi?
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by sonofluc1fer: 7:51pm On May 20, 2017
Aaronsrod:
This fool has committed suicide by mocking Jesus. God will kill him and his children will suffer for 7 generations! angry
Hahahahaha. Which GOD? Jesus is a mockery na. God wey 3 nails kill, that one na God?

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Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Incrizz(f): 7:52pm On May 20, 2017
Droldnallufepoh:


OGA, there's what's called "assisted suicide"


All these wives getting killed by violent spouses committed suicide Abi?
They should have ran for their dear lives the first time they got beaten blue black but hung on for the sake of their kids and died in the process.
It's suicide abi?

Liar!

She assisted him to kill herself, abi?
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by OtemAtum: 7:52pm On May 20, 2017
Aaronsrod:
This fool has committed suicide by mocking Jesus. God will kill him and his children will suffer for 7 generations! angry
God ALMIGHTY the father of Yahweh, Allah, Mazda etc will not kill him because what the twitter user said doesn't affect God the Universe in any way. In fact, nothing said by human can trigger the emotions of God Almighty but it can only trigger the emotions of his creatures like yahweh, Allah, human beings etc.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by raphieMontella: 8:01pm On May 20, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
The only God that killed himself. grin grin

Useless God and pikin.
Very confused father and son...
Oh I forgot Na one person them suppose be.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Droldnallufepoh: 8:21pm On May 20, 2017
Incrizz:



All these wives getting killed by violent spouses committed suicide Abi?
They should have ran for their dear lives the first time they got beaten blue black but hung on for the sake of their kids and died in the process.
It's suicide abi?

Liar!

She assisted him to kill herself, abi?

those wives, unlike your Jesus didn't know they were gonna get killed

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Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Stinson007(m): 11:09pm On May 20, 2017
Incrizz:


All these wives getting killed by violent spouses committed suicide Abi?
They should have ran for their dear lives the first time they got beaten blue black but hung on for the sake of their kids and died in the process.
It's suicide abi?
answer that question you self, it's making me purge
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Nobody: 4:17am On May 21, 2017
Assisted suicide?

The kid has a point
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by sonofluc1fer: 7:16am On May 21, 2017
Muafrika2:
Assisted suicide?

The kid has a point
tongue
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Elthugnificent(m): 7:18am On May 21, 2017
iyke926:
Too much education breeds stupidity.
And too much ignorance breeds what?

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Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Nobody: 7:18am On May 21, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

tongue
Hey devil,
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by sonofluc1fer: 8:17am On May 21, 2017
Muafrika2:

Hey devil,
HI sinner. how body?

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Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Nobody: 8:25am On May 21, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

HI sinner. how body?

I repent Evry now and then so am totally holy right now smiley

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Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by orisa37: 8:28am On May 21, 2017
FlirtyKaren:
As seen on Twitter, what do you think about this?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/05/jesus-christ-committed-suicide-twitter.html

Lalasticlala


He was hit. That was Righteousness.
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by dalaman: 10:03am On May 21, 2017
Aaronsrod:
This fool has committed suicide by mocking Jesus. God will kill him and his children will suffer for 7 generations! angry

According to the story your God killed himself as a sacrifice unto himself to offer salvation to humans for some gimmick he created. Your God committed suicide. Tell him to come and kill me. I am in my house.

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