I will be happy cus i don't like you either.






wwyd

If you discover that ur brother in law is the one that pregnated ur sister.

very sad



wwyd if u won d lottery

I'll buy you the biggest diamond ring in the world



wwyd if I asked you out on a date

u would have 2 give d diamond 2 me,




wwyd if d lottery prize was just $2, lol

I'll buy you a $1.50 ring from the drift store.


wwyd if I told you I'm the guy in profile

i wont believ u , untill u prove it





wwyd if u were?

I just showed you my pic what other prove to you want.


wwyd if I'm really the guy in the pic?

i said, i wont believe u, u igbo mayne, not southafrican, even if u call urself zulu






wwud, if i dont believe u?

I never said I was south African. and the pic is that of an Igbo man



Wwyd if i showed you more pics of me?

then i believe u?
am waiting




wwud if i will really love 2 meet u

That's me for reals I promise.


Wwyd if I told you I've met you in my dream soooo many times

freak out , cos u dont know hw i look like

where is d other pic then





wwyd if i ask u hw old u are?

The new pic is in my profile, I'll take it down in a few so hurry.



wwyd if I told you not to freak out because I maybe just that guy,

i dont know zulu, its so hard 2 believe, who is manwhore96?




wwud if am i discover u lying 2 me

Lol it's not me dear I'll never lie to you. Manwhore is Uche I'm sure you know him.


wwyd if i told you I'm falling for you

ZuluNation:

Lol it's not me dear I'll never lie to you. Manwhore is Uche I'm sure you know him.


wwyd if i told you I'm falling for you

oh my freaking God where did uche come from. Oh boy you no dey sleep

ZuluNation:

oh my freaking God where did uche come from. Oh boy you no dey sleep

Wish I was. Have to finish some of my assigned readings b4 2morrow's classes

But pliz wat Uche were U referring to?

Lmao for some reason the only name that came to mind was uche, and I thought you was offline.


Now young man go do your home work, can't you see I'm working here

Okey Dokey!!! _{But dont let some of ur other wives catch U oooo!!}

@zulu, am so mad at u , u lied not once, not twice not even three times

I'm sorry babe it's not in my nature to lie I think it's all the devils fault.

i'll 4give u only, if u show me ur real pix

That's my real pic, it was taken 7 years ago.

what would you do if you were allowed to be in a boxing ring with zulu for one min?

j-girl:

what would you do if you were allowed to be in a boxing ring with zulu for one min?

you will never hurt zulu because he is a sweet pussy cat



Wwyd if zulu reaches over and gives j girl a hug

Probably think to myself if he deserves being hugged



wwyd if zulu stopped lying to acidrop and just tell her like it is?

*zulu reaches over and pinch J-girl in the butt*


wwyd if acidrop don't believe what J-girl is saying.

It is not going to happen


wwyd if J-girl said she was tired of Zulu's secrecy?

you never know I may bumb into later today.


Wwyd if I told you girls it's 2.47am where I'm at and I have class in 5 hrs

Probably tell you to run to bed


What would you do if i told you it's the same here and I have to get up at 7.30?

I’l say ok but i have to be up at 5am to be at work for 8
u?