that will never happen





u

I'll simply pour water all over the bed and claim itwz a mistake i spilled water all over.



wwyd if droped your fone inda toilet and you gat a fone interview in tha next 4min?

leave the phone there, becos the job interview is much important




wwudI your true identity was expose right now

OHHH gush.when are you gona ever stop living in a dream world.
I'll simply admit,if you are right.



what would you want me to do to you if you were wrong?

nothing , but it would be nice if i know who u are




wwyudi you were caught in a house fire

Rush out through the nearest exit.



wwyd if I told you all you need to knw for now is that am informer

Well am still not satisfied until i know who you are



wwudi you were invited to the white house

Its an invitation,I'll honor it.


wwyd if you were accused to be mukina?

LOL will not stress over it since i know am not mukina(can't feel guilty of a crime i never committed)





wwudi if i kindly ask if you are and promise never to review your identity to anyone else

I'll ask you to give me a reason to believe you.



wwyd if I say something.

Like a clue that review who you are



wwyui i asked you to tell me that "Something"

then I'll probably say S O M E T H I N G



wwyd if i asked "Can you pronounce that word up there" ?

watever**roll eyes and a long hisssssssssssssssssssssssssss***



wwyd if i ask you to behave yourself and be nice

well I'll play by seun's rule.



wwyd If you found a rat nxt to you now.

ill scream and run for my life

wwyd if you found out that ur girlfriend/boyfriend was ur distance cousin

We'll have a break up sex na just joking.
I'll be so sad,she wudnt be mine anymore.


wwyd If you got to know your dads concubine?

Cry my eyes out and move on.

Wwydi you realised wifeypenth was ur sibbling

never gonna happen




wwudi if there were no computer anymore

Be very happy

wwydi you wer given more wisdom.

glad to receive it.


wwyd if some wisdon were to be deleted from your memory?

No point in living





u

I'll beg for update



u?

already answered before




wwydi your parent caught you having sex with your partner

I'll simply ask for privacy.


you?

I don't run oh




wwudi Jesus is coming today

I wouldn't know.But still ever ready by his saving grace.



u?

Pray for forgiveness so my sins can be washed away

why dont you do that now.

And who said I didn't pray , but its humans nature to sin everyday abi why did Jesus Christ die for us

Yeah,i dunno what to say because you are not predictable.Only God knows where you've been

Lol what do u mean by "Where have been"

what would you do if Nairaland does not exist again?