Nice way to become a clown for children at parties and events for me.



You?

I will make money begging

what would you do if you are caught peeping at a naked woman?

catch the fence



wwyd if u dad runs mad

forbid , he wont


wwydi i bitched slapped back to africa

will ask u wat "bitched slapped" means






wwydi you woke u a blonde?

^{bitch slap is similar to ifoti}


would dye my hair black

wwud if u woke up as a hairy man?

(very hairy chested man)

wake up b/c that can only happen in a nightmare

wwydi your son was @ home crying all alone
on the bedroom floor because he's hungry?
And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

I'll rather wash cars or do certain other jobs than prostitution/homosexuality





wwyd if there was a worldwide blackout?

Candles and 'atukpa' are always on the stand by.






wwydi Nigeria divides into 3 and you are in one part, your parents and siblings in a second part and your love/partner in the third part and none can cross to the other part?

I'll use my A.U passport




wwydi u feel like farting during a job interview?

would whistle then fart afterwards



wwyd if u have to steal to save your mother's life?

steal


and u ?

would pass



wwyd if ayefele200 is the right man for u?

laugh and say ayefele200 is my sister


u?

i dont know who ayefele is
u?

Ayefele is star , star01,--it is a MALE!

dNT date fins like that!





wwud if----U woke up naked n da street?

dats most unlikely to happen but if it does, I will dust myself off nd gets to walking




Wwyd if manna came down from heaven?

i'll rush for it . . . atleast to taste it


wwyd if someone slaps you only to realize its a mistake.

I will turn the other cheek ^Not! but I will accept their apology sha, nd if dey dont apologise I wld do wjwd



wwyd if someone spat in ur face intentionally?

jus leave that place




wwudi if your mum or dad slapped u in public?

thats what i'l do then

u?

I ll turn the other cheek

You?

i will feign fainting

what would u do if ur room is scattered and a visitor is about to come in the next 3secs

I'll start looking for an important document and look so worried my guest will offer to join me in the search for it. After like two minutes, I'll suggest we stop the search and ask him/her to excuse me while I clean the mess.


WWYD if you suddenly have your arch-enemy's balls between your fingers? 

I only have arch enemies for a few seconds. Anyway i would pull those balls as faraway from their home as possible



What would u do if u found a stranger of the opposite sex naked on your bed when u get home from work

I would run for my dear life

What would you do if you find out that your fiance is HIV positive?

hoping we havent had sex, I will break it all up. but if we have had sex I will spread d virus



wwyd if yaradua appoints u as his petroluem minister?

noetic:

hoping we havent had sex, I will break it all up. but if we have had sex I will spread d virus

Very Typical


Wat will u do if u find out that ur mama/papa is dating ur best friend?

I will search for my real parents

what would you do if ur dog poopoos on ur sandals?

i would poo on his/hers


u?

poo back on ya


wwyd if u turned 18?