AREWA!

THE NORTH : A LAND OF A THOUSAND EVILS!
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We always read about her Evils & devilish plots to subjugate other Nigerians into perpetually slavish roles but wait, read this and re-discover more...
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It is rather a thousand pities that the once docile and peace loving Northerner whose doors, market stalls and farmlands are free to be shared by all; whose training and thoroughbred upbringing made him returned all abandoned houses & properties in Gusau, Jos and Kontagora so soon after the civil war; whose open heart welcome Alex Ekwueme as VP less than 10 years after the brutal, selfish and evil massacres of Bello, Balewa, Ribadu, Akintola & many countless others as a planned and well orchestrated ploy to retard their development and "plunge the North & its sympathisers back to stone age"
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The "Miserly North" whose generosity saw to the depletion of the proud and precious groudnut pyramids of Kano to sponsor Southern children to Ivy league schools in Europe while her sons remain almajiris & beggars!
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The "Unproductive North" whose centuries old hides/skins, cotton ginneries, dyeing pits and tanneries guarantee shoes and clothing to many a naked, semi-nude, barefoot and leaves wearing Nigerians from time immemorial till Thy- Kingdom-Come !
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The 'Selfish, Greedy North' whose sons freely lavish wealth in posh Ikoyi boulevards and investments in PortHarcourt creating jobs across river Niger thereby leaving their ancestral mud houses, eroded & weather- beaten in the alleyways of ancient Zaria.
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The "Fetish Northerner" whose kind- hearted nature doesn't allow to bury his neighbors heads & hearts during the burial of his dead Sultan, Ohinoyi & Emir
but bury them with simple white fabric only.
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The "Evil Northern Fulani man" whose cows and goats supply the basic animal protein to a region where horses, donkeys ,dogs, bats and monkeys are now clearly extinct!
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The 'Unsafe North' where houses in Sokoto, Jigawa and Bauchi have no doors and gates for over 50 years after colonial rule!
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The "lazy North" whose honest Tiv and Jukun village farmers embrace poverty with dignity and feel no need to breed the Lawrence Anini's, Monday Osunbor's, DIG Iyanmu etc to cushion it.

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A region that feels no need for the Gani Adams, Boyloaf and Tompolo to drive home shameless agitation for regional rule.
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A people whose madman, devil Shekau was created and trained to be a menace to "them alone" without realizing the impact to South-bound red beans, Bonga fish from lake Chad,onions , egusi and red cattle from Borno!
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A "wasteland" whose sons freely welcome Ekanem, Okafor and Adeleke into their remotest villages to hunt for frogs, grasshoppers and bats free of charge! Effectively unbalancing the ecosystem forever!.

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A 'wild North' where all branches of Zenith, First and GTBank Management staff cadre are flooded with a Bolaji, Chime, Ngozi, Obiageli and Onokuma and are content with a Musa, Ndayako, Magaji , and Ibrahim as gatemen & dispatch riders!
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The " Terrible North" where Emeka sells fish at Lokoja or Makurdi fish market in daylight and turn to a stalking bandit at dusk to 'collate' his neighbors daily sales!.
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The "Very bad North" where a Kanu & a Chinyere of Enugu still secure jobs at Nguru local Govt of Yobe or Lapai in Niger on liberal, brotherly and magnanimous grounds against a Bitrus & a Markus from nearby Taraba & Plateau!
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I was born and bred as "Northerner" even though Southern blood runs deep in me.
We must be careful how we condemn and vilify these "backward "people whom history has shown to know no bounds when cornered as seen in the killings of Balewa and Co, the cornering and gradual metamorphosis of the once slow & peaceful Fulani to bloodhound of invading armed marauders,
the aftermath of creating a mentally deranged Shekau and the human resources and investment consequences of detachment from the ' evil North' where we eat and walk freely without fear of being butchered by Otokoto & Clifford Orji or Rev King .

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The "Bad North" where humans are not tagged "Government Property (NYSC )" as in Ugep & Isiala-Ngwa to avoid a Youth Corper ending in a horror & macabre stew!
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The 'Rotten North' where my very poor neighbors contentedly believe God made them poor & they don't feel the evil urge to kidnap my well-off child or aged mother for ransom or sacrifice!
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It was a "Wicked North" General that ensured that jets dropped bombs alongside rice & alkama (wheat) to provide food to Biafran rebels and "comfort women" never existed in Biafra as the Allies & Japanese did to Korea , China & Burmese.!
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With our posh houses in FCT and sprawling spare-parts, car markets, chemist and advertising businesses, private schools, clinics, market stalls & even armed robbery 'businesses' all over the "Murderous North" it is a slim dream & doubtful if there will ever be a second chance of voluntary return of abandoned houses & properties in Kaduna, Kano and Zungeru, as even 50 years ago there were no such returned properties in Lagos, Ibadan, Brass & PortHarcourt.

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Open your eyes and hearts ! Arise O! ye agitators of ignorant selfish self rule!

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As a Paramilitary personnel whose parents are from Asaba but who was born and schooled in Okene, I am comfortable with my new, God-given identity and grateful to the people that identified me as one of them, gave me free schooling and a slot without recourse to Federal character. Such are the people that other Nigerians, out of wisdom or lack of it, choose to call 'Evil Northerners' I pray to be re-incarnated among them even in Heaven, despite their "shortcomings" and socalled "backwardness"
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Among "them", I can last longer on earth as stark envy, brutal force & jealousy that abound in Eket & Onitsha will never exist in Nupe or Igala land!
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The "Evil North" to many seekers of truth, is a living proof of Heavenly Bounties afterall !
Emmanuel chidi uzoma

dis evil poster rily got d time to arange dis evil write-up abt our evil north.
Eviling speakin i luv d post eviling

Lol...how is pankshin?

ellagabs:
dis evil poster rily got d time to arange dis evil write-up abt our evil north.
Eviling speakin i luv d post eviling

The "Fetish Northerner" whose kind- hearted nature doesn't allow to bury his neighbors heads & hearts during the burial of his dead Sultan, Ohinoyi & Emir
but bury them with simple white fabric only.
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The " Terrible North" where Emeka sells fish at Lokoja or Makurdi fish market in daylight and turn to a stalking bandit at dusk to 'collate' his neighbors daily sales!.[sub][/sub]



Ipods and Afonjas take note

When their time for their usual religious and ethnic cleansing killings arrive; hope they'll remember and shield you for this PR job!

As for us, we know better!

Tell it to the Ndigbo slaughtered all over the North, their businesses destroyed, their generations wiped out...the same Igbos who's aspirations to leadership have been thwarted time and again to the point of complete disgust and disbelief in the Nigerian project...

Tell it to the many (now seemingly nameless/faceless) indigenous tribes of Nigeria, on whose shoulders the Fulani/Hausa have ridden to sustain their acclaimed, misbegotten "Born2Rule" status for almost a century now...

Tell it to the Beroms, the Tangales, the Gbagyis, the Nupes, Idomas, Tivs etc; former account accommodating, openhanded majorities whom the Hausa/Fulani's have schemed into subordination with their ethno-religious gimmicks and population dominance via their irresponsibly unchecked fathering of beggarly bastards century-long!

I betcha they taught ya this song as a reward for being a their house-pet!

Sing this ur bullshyt song to the dying Agatus, the Southern Kaduna helpless folks etc; and let's see if they hear you.

Don't come.and sell us bullshyt, we know the prices.

The "Miserly North" whose generosity saw to the depletion of the proud and precious groudnut pyramids of Kano to sponsor Southern children to Ivy league schools in Europe while her sons remain almajiris & beggars



Bullshit. Southerners have been sponsoring themselves to schools abroad before the North got a college graduate.



Go and read Chinua Achebe No Longer At Ease to show you how the igbos sponsored themselves to school through communal efforts

Mujaheeeden:
The "Miserly North" whose generosity saw to the depletion of the proud and precious groudnut pyramids of Kano to sponsor Southern children to Ivy league schools in Europe while her sons remain almajiris & beggars



Bullshit. Southerners have been sponsoring themselves to schools abroad before the North got a college graduate.



Go and read Chinua Achebe No Longer At Ease to show you how the igbos sponsored themselves to school through communal efforts

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