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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by odutolasodiq(m): 4:56pm On May 19, 2017 |
i really congratulate you. peradventure you are able to secure admission into a tertiary institution, please dont joke with phy, chem and maths in your year one... they are killers of GP as they have the highest number of units. |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by nduchucks: 4:56pm On May 19, 2017 |
To confess your true faith, you need to go and confess to JAMB authorities that your results are not a true reflection of your abilities. Confess your sin and pray for forgiveness which is a requirement for answered prayers. Do not confuse the goodness and grace of the Almighty God(Allah) to statistical coincidences. Go and study your Koran or Bible to discover the true nature of God. My guy, you are a sinner ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by taurusmena1(m): 4:57pm On May 19, 2017 |
This is definitely not God's doing.MAN!!! You murdered english.Haba!!!this is mere luck if I'm not mistaken or you didn't tell the truth about the whole story.Nevertheless I'm not here to bash you.Congrats and enjoy the spotlight while it last but be prepared in future cos you won't be this lucky 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 4:57pm On May 19, 2017 |
UncleSnr: Honestly ![]() Best of luck by the way. The real task just began. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by ivolt: 4:57pm On May 19, 2017 |
munyiwa: You appear to be the greater fool here, any smart person knows that hard work and persistence are the ingredient of success, anyone can "achieve" by adopting a crooked or gambler way of life as you advocate, but such people are a minus on the nations progress. Imagine if this "miracle" student was able to scale true university and became a doctor or engineer, how unreliable will he be ? If you were born in earlier period, you would have been one of the foolish slave trader who sold their compatriots for penny and marvelled at their smartness, while thanking their god for being "successful". The end doesn't justify the means. Lazy people should never be celebrated! 6 Likes |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by daambassador: 4:57pm On May 19, 2017 |
Congratulovia my brother...but I pray that your third leg ain't talking about cult activities will allow you to concentrate because that's one of the major problem guys suffer in the Uni this days... |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 4:58pm On May 19, 2017 |
@ keyboardwarwar: Although, I congratulate you on scaling the UTME; God is Gracious! You may not go beyond the 1st year with your present level of preparedness. Speaking from experience... |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 5:00pm On May 19, 2017 |
So you scored 227/400 in an exam you wrote and that to you is the perfect proof of gods existence ![]() So atheists wey pass jamb, is that proof of God's nonexistence ![]() ![]() Naira land and its funny users...... 5 Likes |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Icon79(m): 5:02pm On May 19, 2017 |
Congrats! But is this a good result? You scores in Physics and Math didn't seem to be high. Is that a passing grade tho? I apologize in advance if I am totally mistaken here but I am not too familiar with jamb. O pari |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Krystalzkris(f): 5:05pm On May 19, 2017 |
Lilimax:I'm allergic to bad grammar.. The guy is disgracing students.. . ![]() ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Yeminace(m): 5:05pm On May 19, 2017 |
This is the 3rd testimony i have heard since, even my landlord child did not even read for one day, and he score 201 since 2007 the guy have finish school. its their time to shine, go and shine friends. 1 Like |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 5:06pm On May 19, 2017 |
This is bs. |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 5:06pm On May 19, 2017 |
If it was for English alone, you failed again bro. But, hosanna in the highest. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 5:09pm On May 19, 2017 |
OP I thank God with you. I have seen God register courses that was not registered before. I have seen people who failed courses and was miraculously turned to A, so I totally believe your testimony. Do not worry about the people here mocking you and God - it is not really them speaking but evil spirits and demons they ve accumulated for years. Thank you OP for your testimony. I now pray for God's favor concerning your admissiion-you would be favored in Jesus name. You are highly blessed sir. 3 Likes |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by ModusOperandi(f): 5:11pm On May 19, 2017 |
God gave you 227? He can do better noww ![]() ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Organs(m): 5:12pm On May 19, 2017 |
munyiwa: Munyiwa: Eduevolutionnow tried to reset your brain, but this mumu no wan gree leave you. Siddon there dey talk say God don bless us, na so we dey shout upanddown and na we dey religious pass, but ordinary Kidney transplant we no fit do for naija. Siddon there dey pray well, well, all the pastors get private jet and they all go abroad for treatment plus including your president who i will tell you categorically, you no get faith and submission to God reach Buhari.... case in point, the Head of christianity in the U.K, said, "this one is not corrupt" referring to Buhari, and its not anything na fear of God wey him get, now as we speak he is getting treated in a U.K hospital... so siddon there dey deceive yourself. If you need kidney transplant or heart attack now now, you are as good as dead my broda. I am muslim, in islam, a hadith of the prophet says "you first of all tie your camel down then you pray to God to protect it. You don't leave your camel roaming upanddown and then pray. That camel go lost. You have similarity in Christendom, you work first then pray to God almighty. You are corrupt if you don't work and hope to reap where you did not sow bro. 2 Likes |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Osanoghodua1: 5:15pm On May 19, 2017 |
Congratulation, but it is wrong to go into an exam hall and start guessing, then coming out triumphantly and try to bring God into no work! God is not a magician, God will bring to your remembrance what you have ready. On a serious not pls don't tell this to the teenagers, they will attempt using same formaular, if it doesn't Work( it will not always work) they might be discouraged from failing God. The formula you used here is synonymous to what GEJ used to becoming Nigeria president and the end Point is still very devastating till date, even his state governor recently lamented it. ...ACCIDENTALLY PUBLUC SERVENT. |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by daveemuobo(m): 5:16pm On May 19, 2017 |
Statsocial: it is not mockery my friend. I love and believe God, but this was pure luck and the silly OP should not bring God here. Infact, the OP's story is a mockery of God, not praising. |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by LordOfNaira: 5:18pm On May 19, 2017 |
Statsocial: You saw God doing what ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by lawrykings(m): 5:18pm On May 19, 2017 |
keyboardwarwar:I pray they (physics, chemistry and their father mathematics) don't come hunting you in your first year, these courses are all 3 units and are greatly influential to ones GP. advice_ make friends that are good in those areas so they can teach you when you're finally admitted, that is if you want to have a strong GP in your first year though which very very important. cheers! |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by g4gerald: 5:20pm On May 19, 2017 |
[b][/b][img][/img] eduevolutionnow:Do u know the meaning of GRACE? it means u don't deserve it but yet u have it. eduevolutionnow:Do u know the meaning of GRACE? it means u don't deserve it but yet u have it. eduevolutionnow:Do u know the meaning of GRACE? it means u don't deserve it but yet u have it. |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Fessy09(m): 5:21pm On May 19, 2017 |
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" Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to
upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all
the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen ".
**WORD** 1 Like |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Codyt(m): 5:23pm On May 19, 2017 |
munyiwa:At least you're good at something... Please tell me how he despised the existence of God with his post. Stop all the bullshit and archiach Mentality already! It won't help you. |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 5:25pm On May 19, 2017 |
keyboardwarwar Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa ![]() We need a huge reorientation in the country, sadly. |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Tokziby: 5:27pm On May 19, 2017 |
The more i read post like the more i loose hope in the future of this country. We dont work towards achieving a great country but we expect God to do it for us without putting any efforts. Its written clean and clear in the scripture that "heaven helps those who help themselves". You went into the exam hall to play casino and u got lucky ur numbers won. Stop misinterpreting Luck for Miracle. Luck is when u play casino and win. God does not support Gambling but people gamble and win. would u call that a miracle? Anybody can do the same as u and still score more than u. But not anybody can make a mission impossible possible. Miracle is when the impossible becomes possible, when u have a sickness that is expected to take ur life but u pulled through without any form of explanation. Miracle is when u read and all the things u read came out as if u saw the question. Life is not about gambling but about putting efforts to work and pray to God that its fruitful. This is the reason why the pastors make money out of u guys. They will tell u to bring N1 and expect N100 from nowhere. If this is how life works then majority of people would have become millionaires. Stop using ur life to play baba ijebu and expecting to make money from nowhere. Luck can never help u through ur next step but miracles can go all the way with u as long and u do the needful and put God first in all u do. There have been stories about people that went to the university with no money to afford book but they graduated successfully with high grades through hardwork and unrelenting efforts. When u go to work with prayers God will work wonders in ur life... If u dont agree with me, do the same with post ume and come back and give the same story. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Laralag: 5:28pm On May 19, 2017 |
keyboardwarwar: SUCH LUCK IS RARE, but this is the time u av to enrole in after sch class to refresh ur memory, n read plenty for ur post exams otherwise oyo is ur case. The bible says read n pray in this case study hard before praying. |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by kingsluck2: 5:29pm On May 19, 2017 |
Thanks Almighty |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by BABANGBALI: 5:29pm On May 19, 2017 |
Breaking news Vickyrotex, osusumustflow, ajepako, fabfunmi, aminat508,funjosh,rokiatu,fabfunmi,lala and Seun failed the JAMB exams again. This is the 6th time it's happening. |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by skylane: 5:30pm On May 19, 2017 |
Just keep on praying to God 4 congrats, such favour will see you thrugh uni |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by GLOBALSTAR: 5:32pm On May 19, 2017 |
Please fellow Nairalanders i did my JAMB on tuesday and i have not seen my result please is there anyother means of checking it apart from JAMB PORTAL? |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Burgerlomo: 5:33pm On May 19, 2017 |
Congrats! |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by juman(m): 5:35pm On May 19, 2017 |
Another proof that show that the jamb just gave people marks anyhow. I think waec and jamb are less credible during this apc government time. 1 Like |
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