So I was so bored the other day and decided to go to a nearby joint the other day. I decided not to drink just chill listen to sum jam and catch groove uno and realised maybe because I was sober that all the olosho/ ashawo gals wey full d place look so unattractive and out of shape. Mehn see when ur not balanced ladies can deceive u. Despite all da packaging wit make up and all da shit dey wear u will see even those in their 20s will b so unappealing to the eye. and anotha thing I notice is that they will b the same ones to approach u and start soliciting for short time. well me ive never liked that. Prefer to talk to women I actually feel attracted to. Its good at least there's this cute girl at the same place DAT collects d bottles at the bar, not as local as all de ashi average height and average complexion but very bubbly, and Ol boy if u see shape on Dis one. when I seh everytin V! but onli prob afta I don talk finish I no buy drink so na in make d girl come bone for me, no gree gimme her numba! Chai Dis life FML

How can we be of help?

Boredom dey worry this guy.

Thank you for the update.

I have all the time I need but I'm not going to read that

StarBukola:
How can we be of help?

Hi

obviously u must have read to state that u won't read smh. Boredom has elapsed. Im going back tonight and this time I'll b drunk to give an update tbc

What was that thing you took?