As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.



In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 liter of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria

Found in shit

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop,

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.



Remember:

Water = shit

Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of shit .



There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!

yeah rite u hv a point, but to a certain extent, it depends on the kinda water u tk nd the source o.kI take eva water everyday and I tell u it tastes way better than beer