Liar liar pants on fire!

@Skipedcylinder
How many men will you flirt with on NL?  

darefestus:

@Skipedcylinder
How many men will you flirt with on NL?  

darefestus:

@Skipedcylinder
How many men will you flirt with on NL?  

Whats your own inside the matter?

Chamo, don't believe the nay sayers o. I did not cheat on you.

The fact is that Chamo is my man
and i cant let him jump inside river niger
so i better expose you now b4 it too late
Remember what micheal bolton said in his Song
"When a man loves a woman,"
Turn his back on his best friend put  her down
And a loving eyes will never see.

Darefestus u have to show me evidence ooo

Spike mi loff

spikedcylinder:

Chamo, don't believe the nay sayers o. I did not cheat on you.

Have you forgoten i got pics
The one you took @ the last sex party
Or do you want moi to paste it?
Answer Me!

darefestus:

Have you forgoten i got pics
The one you took @ the last sex party
Or do you want moi to paste it?
Answer Me!

You and who? Abeg face wall!

chamo mi owon. . .

@Chamo
Well you are blinded by love
I would have suprised you and posted it but i am really busy
I have a meeting with her majesty the Queen of england in 30 minutes time
And as a member of the royal council,
i have to be there 30 minutes b4 the meeting.

@Chamotex
You nevr even sen me congratulatory message on my investiture as a Knight
Or aint you aware?
Cos i tought you were one of those people who nominated yours sincerly.

@Spikey
You are really pulling my legs and you want me to get into the bad books of Her Majesty
But you wont succeed
I am off to her chambers right now

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!

And what flavour of tea would you be serving the Queen's guards?

@Spikey
I am a Knight
Not some kind of palace worker.
The Name is Sir Dare Festus.

@ Dare

congrats jare, i been dey fing DDK make i continue my yabbings. But e be like say he don run comot. The guy dey chat rubbish. He cant hide for too long sha. im sure his team will lose this weekend aswel.

@Spikey
Do you waut me to tell you My qualifications
Or my past achievements with the Queen
I am one of the Offsprings of the great Sir Robert Dudely{Once earl of essex}

@Chamo
I will even start the fans thread for Bayern Tommorow
The guy is becoming a pain in the butts
And we have to extinguish him as fast as posssible.

is it safe 2 look at da profile?

eshin lomo

Omo Alrite Sir

eshin lomo weytyn b dis one?
translate na

How we gonna knw if you qualify to be a babe
if we don't see a picture

I dnt hav 2 prove nada 2 nobody.

i get na but i been dey try to logon since this evening i no fit. People dey wait for me there sef.

wetin be ur addy make i try again sef

Small boy!

Well thats what they all said at first . . . . .

you look like saucekid, saucekid is choong

ibkaye:

you look like saucekid, saucekid is choong 

so are u trying to say im choong

I dont know this saucekid, i mean i've heard a couple of his song but never really seen him.

_{and who told you to leave the kitchen, have u finished making my dinner}

chamotex:

so are u trying to say I'm choong

I don't know this saucekid, i mean i've heard a couple of his song but never really seen him.

_{and who told you to leave the kitchen, have u finished making my dinner}

kai, should have kept my mouth shut

chat tap dia, which kitchen? dinner ko

Jassie wetin be ur addy i go add u later when i fit sign in, there's a problem with my connection