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A Million Naira by Labans(m): 3:44pm On Jan 30, 2007
The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper.
The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me mess you for a naira?"
"Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman returned to his paper.
A short while later he looked across again and said "Would you let me mess you for a million naira?" After a brief pause, the woman replied "yes, I suppose I would."
Again the man returned to his newspaper.
A few minutes later the man asked "Would you let me mess you for five naira?"
"Certainly not!" replied the young woman, getting angry now "What kind of girl do you take me for?"
"We've already established that" replied the man, "We're just haggling over the price!"
Re: A Million Naira by Maneater1(f): 11:26am On Jan 31, 2007
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Million naira slut!!!!
Re: A Million Naira by Nobody: 4:10pm On Oct 18, 2012
straight from the archives people!!!! a million naira slut

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