aribisala0:
I laff at hygiene with all the dirty smelly Naiija girls out there.appointing themselves as judges of manners and hygiene .
Who remembers Mark Zuckerberg'so shoes from his Lagos visit?
I guess Adams Oshiomhole must smile quite frequently

smelly dirty naija girls. that is not fair even though you comment by force

Mtcheeeeeew, gays look for those in guys, Girls look at his pocket and zipper area to see if it's bulging...

stilldoingokay:


smelly dirty naija girls. that is not fair even though you comment by force

pls don't annoying, I sorried. No joke sha..

No 11 though.... I don't smile and I don't give a shit about what them hoes think

said who
just bone wella
don't talk or smile too much
whenever u chat em up
they would be more receptive

Gals plenty for this world abeg

ladyF:
Ermmm... You forgot to add the size of his...ermmm ermm

It's LadyF again.

Madam what are you scared of. Call the name and stop keeping us guessing.

BTW how una currency biz?

glowryhaa:
Hello Mr XINZ

Pleasant evening ma'am, how does one get to reach you outside NL?

2shure:
Naija gal no dey gif a fuc abt english. Your damn manners and shiiit bro.
Who gives a fuc abt your dress combo
It can be black green white
All na swagg.
Rem dah song by 2chainz.
I be fresh as hell if them feds watching
Stop giving us this weak ass foreign edited article on tricks or tips on how to date your fuckin campus crush bich shiit.
If u nor geh owo.
Baba no level.
Unless u wannabe wasting call cards.data and shiit searchin for the right bich.
Falz d bad guy said all dem fine gals af joined gang.
I said dah niggi crazy.
Waz he talking abt bad gang ..smoking cig and shiiit.
I was trippin 4 one fine gal at gra
Only for me to get to know she was a bich.
Fuc.
Opo

And she fresh dey drive range.
Sugar daddy shiiits
Bich

rotfl. hope say the bich know say the thing pain you like this.

stilldoingokay:



the difference is the spelling

lol... So op used it to complete the list

I'm getting well dressed and fantastically groomed. Hope you will notice it first when I say hi to you?

yinkeys:

Is celibacy really possible once you've had your share of the apple ?

YES GAUTAMA SIDDHARTHA PRACTICED IT

ladyF:
Ermmm... You forgot to add the size of his...ermmm ermm

It's LadyF again.

lady f .... Welcome back to nairaland... You travelled to where there is no network or you were banned??

1,2,3,4,...,13cha! Hmmm... For ndi nwere oge

technicallyrich:
A girl in nigeria don't have choice once you are rich and popular but if you want finish work be handsome,rich and popular and women will beg to be your 10th baby mama.
I hate discussing women because they only have sense when you are poor,but once you are rich like me they will beg to sleep with u and be your slave.

you just said the whole TRUTH... therefore


THREAD CLOSED

The Guy's Pocket

GindoX:



Oya, Come here! Translate wetin the wise Chinese man said to English

Em... em... he said that...

ladyF:


Lol... i didn't say that

see how mumu boys dey make u feel like queen elizabeth. Wen u are justanother girl that menstuate.

technicallyrich:
A girl in nigeria don't have choice once you are rich and popular but if you want finish work be handsome,rich and popular and women will beg to be your 10th baby mama.
I hate discussing women because they only have sense when you are poor,but once you are rich like me they will beg to sleep with u and be your slave.

That's all lies bro...
Not all girls are like that.
Maybe,you just painted a true picture of who you are character wise.I take it you just told us a story about yourself.

technicallyrich:
A girl in nigeria don't have choice once you are rich and popular but if you want finish work be handsome,rich and popular and women will beg to be your 10th baby mama.
I hate discussing women because they only have sense when you are poor,but once you are rich like me they will beg to sleep with u and be your slave.

Hahahahaha. You sound like a player.

legalvoice:


That's all lies bro...
Not all girls are like that.
Maybe,you just painted a true picture of who you are character wise.I take it you just told us a story about yourself.

Shut up! Money is very important when it comes to women.

XINZ:
That No.12 though....


OP, so you're saying I won't score a chic with my one pack?

Lol... So far the pocket is packed

misano:



Dressing is about what U wear I mean your fashion sense. Grooming is about how D hairs in ur body are kempt, how clean ur cloths are, how regular do U take ur bath etc. A guy might have good dressing but his hair might look unkempt, finger nails might be dirty.

mctowel01:

Being well dressed is simply not dressing like Kcee. multicolor. Being well groomed is having a classic appearance, good haircut, nails, ironed shirts... etc... my opinion tho

Oh! I see.


But how person go spend all his savings to get well dressed and groomed just to be noticed by ladies. Isn't that a waste of time and resources?

importexpert:
Let us have a look at some of the basic things a girl will look for in a guy whenever they see him. these are common factors that can disqualify dangote and qualify me grin!!! They are as follows:

1. Whether the guy is hot: The very first thing that every girl actually notices in a guy is how much hot the guy is. When you ask any girl, they can never ever deny this fact.

2. The way of his dressing: Without any doubt, this is the next thing that each and every girl will definitely notice. They will observe you and will be eager to understand the way of your dressing.

3. Manners: This is one of the things that every girl notices in a guy. She observes the manners that the guy possesses. Sober and nice manners will obviously attract more and more girls towards a guy.

4. Grooming: Well, the most interesting fact is that women are generally more attracted to a well groomed guy rather than a shabby guy. And this is one of the things that every woman notices in a guy she comes across.

5.Confidence: It is the confidence level in a guy that strongly attracts a woman just like a magnet does. One of the most attractive characteristics of a man is his confidence level.

6.His company: This is another thing that a girl will observe when she sees a man. If he is with a girl, they will think he is taken and if he is with a group he is really social cheesy.

7. How A Guy smells: Many factors may qualify you but this factor will surely cripple you when you smell bad. use your roll on, body spray and have a perfume that smells nice. for me it is a combo of "bleu de chanel and paco Rabnne Invictus". cheesy

8. Personal hygiene: Hygiene is the most important fact that actually is a major factor that every girl will watch out for. always have your teeth thoroughly brushed cool

9. Footwear: The girls generally also observe the type of footwear the guy wears. After all, your shoe will say a lot. A shabby footwear will definitely have a very bad impression on the ladies.

10. How good you listen: Every girl actually notices how good a listener her guy is. All girls actually want their men to listen to them properly and not just hear what they say. my fiancee is a kind of person that takes 30 minutes to deliver 2minutes gist grin. even when it is not interesting bro na listening i dey oh grin. Often those gist are just too important to ladies no matter how irrelevant they may seem to u cheesy

11. Frequency of smile: Girls generally also look out to observe how often the guy smiles. Smile is a good indication of the personality of the guy.

12. Flat stomach: Girls generally love those 6 packs or 8 packs and generally observe whether a guy has a flat tummy.

THe last but not the least

13. The Guy's Pocket: a lot of people opened this thread to see this at number 1, the post is not in serial order or according to first observed so calm down grin. ladies add much relevance to the state of a guy's pocket. bro if you drive benz and i drive ferrari she is willing to upgrade because ferrari provides more comfort. so hustle harder bro grin . ladies abi i lie?

behold the almighty NO 13 conquers all!

DeeTus:
Shut up! Money is very important when it comes to women.

Please be civil...
You can make your point without insult...

THE GUY'S POCKET SHOULD BE NO1 ON THAT LIST.

pwettyesther:

Lol... So far the pocket is packed

I still get small hope

yinkeys:

Is celibacy really possible once you've had your share of the apple ?

it is

y r u guys only talking of 9ja baes ,it is everywhere. girls will always be girls here and there. it in dia genetic makeup, God purposely put it there

that number 2 is important to me cnt be seen with someone that lacks a dress sense

Story, story,! If your pocket is naira loaded, these people are good to go with you.

ladyF:
Ermmm... You forgot to add the size of his...ermmm ermm

It's LadyF again.

The size of his John Thomas.

All 13 things are wrong, sorry to say!

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