A revolution has just taken place and all the corrupt leaders in the old Nigeria government has been arrested and executed while their assets have been seized by the state. The leader of the revolution is unanimously appointed as the new president.

In a bid to jump start the nation’s image and it economy ,the new leader changes the name of the country from Nigeria to Wazobia.

Nigeria is the name to given to us by the British colonialists to sum up their west African experiment.The name does not represent the people of the nation. WAZOBIA on the other hand sums up the 3 major tribes of the nation.

WA -Yoruba
ZO  - Hausa
BIA – Igbo

The nation’s flag is changed as well as the national anthem, the coat of arms and the flag. A new independence day is declared. A new currency is initiated to replace the old one. The exchange rate will be 1 to 1 against the dollar.

Half of the country’s revenue for the next 3 years will be dedicated to fixing the nation’s power problem.

Solar farms will be constructed in the all parts of the country

Wind farms will be constructed in all parts of the country as well as off the coast of the Southern part.

Mini Nuclear plants will be commissioned in remote areas

Ocean undercurrent hydro plants will also be commissioned in the south.

3 mega nuclear plants will be commissioned in conjunction with Sasol South Africa. These plants will be located in the most remote part of the northern deserts. Foreign power companies will be contracted to manage these power plants. Access to these plants will be highly restricted to avoid any security breach.

The “pay as you go” system will be applied to all power consumers in the nation. Each province will be provided powered individually by sub contracted power companies.

New laws are set up to deal with crime.

The SSS is shut down and a new intelligence agency known as “D6”  is established.

A new security agency called the “Presidential Guards” (PGs) is established. Their primary role is to secure the president at all times.

The EFCC is shut down.

A new body known as the “Special Investigation Bureau” (SIB) is set up to tackle high level investigations. The SIB agents will be nicknamed “Cobras”

A new agency known as the “financial Intelligence Agency” (FIA) will be set up to investigate suspicious financial transactions within the government and in the private sectors.

A new agency known as the “Environmental Preservation Bureau” (EPB) will be set up to investigate pollution caused by oil companies and other industries all over Nigeria. Under this agency a policing group will be set up know as the “Environmental Police” (EPs).Their job will be to inspect private homes ,offices ,warehouses, factories to ensure that they are clean and contributing positively to the environment. Anyone who breaks any of the environmental laws set up will receive hefty fines or even serve a jail term.

A new body known as the Anti Cyber Crimes Bureau (ACCB) is set up to deal with cyber crimes.

A new agency known as the “Population Control Agency” (PCA)will be establlished to create ideas and laws on how to curb the nation’s population. Population growth tends to pose a big threat to economic stability of the country. Many citizens give birth to kids that they cannot take care of. Harsh laws need to be made to stop this trend.

The senate and the house of reps will be desolved to be replaced by the :

The House of Assembly will now be known as the “Wazobian Congress”

The Senate will now become the “Law Makers Council” and the Senators will now be knows as Law Makers. Each province will have only 2 Law Makers. Law makers will be selected by the president instead of being elected.
The House of Representatives will now become the “Constituency council”.

All ministries will now become departments to headed by secretaries. New (ministries) departments will be created to deal with certain issues.

Department of  National Advance Planning
Department of  Education
Department of  Agriculture
Department of  Home Affairs
Department of  Immigration Affairs
Department of  Energy
Department of  Petroleum
Department of  Religious Affairs
Department of  Commerce and Industry
Department of  Labour
Department of  National Records
Department of  Environmental  Preservation
Department of  Tourism
Department of  Employment & Skills development
Department of  Mining
Department of  Police Affairs
Department of  Defence
Department of  Structural Development
Department of  Aviation
Department of  Transportation
Department of  Justice
Department of  Health
Department of  Innovations
Department of  Information Technology
Department of  Science
Department of  Social Welfare
Department of  Sports and Recreation
Department of  Treasury
Department of  Foreign Affairs


States will be converted to provinces, efforts will be made to reduce the size of each state government thereby facilitating easy monitoring and transparency. State governments will now function as companies instead of a governmental structure. This is necessary to reduce the power of “governors who will now be know as Provincial directors. Provincial directors will not be elected but selected. Adverts will be placed in newspapers countrywide and worldwide. The position of provincial director will be advertised.

10 applicants will be short listed and asked to submit a detailed plan of how they can turn the province around should they be offered the job. The best candidate regardless of nationality will be selected.

The treasurer of each province must receive authorization from the president before any funds are released.

The state government will now become a “firm” to be managed by professionals.
Certain names will change:

State Government = Provincial Management Authority

State Governor = Provincial Director

State Senate/parliament = Provincial Law Makers Council

Local Government = Municipality Management Board

Local Government Chairman = Municipality Manager

The ND immediately opts out of wazobia.

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Beaf:

The ND immediately opts out of wazobia.

And why would you say that? Do you have an alternative name?

Remember the country is not splitting just re-branding to give it a fresh image.

UTOPIA, or a really bad dream or another Orkar vision, tufiakwa,

WAZOBIA denotes the arrogance of the Yoruba, Hausa and Ibo majority over the other minor tribes, pls be more creative and let the rebranding be seen to be fair and just.

Wazobia or Nazobia I dont care just make sure that Oil is being lifted, and natural resources ar being exploited.

Igbo president , hausa president, yoruba president, urhobo president, nupe, kanuri, efik

Money is what im thinking about. thats all i care about

Ighofakpo:

WAZOBIA denotes the arrogance of the Yoruba, Hausa and Ibo majority over the other minor tribes, pls be more creative and let the rebranding be seen to be fair and just.

There is absolutely no need for insults. Why is it that we Nigerians can not have a civil argument without first trying to prove that we are good at insulting other people. I have asked you to suggest a name if you have one so stop ranting and suggest a name.

If a leader takes over today and changes the name of Nigeria to Wazobia there is nothing anybody will do about it but to accept it so stop acting like you are going to pick up an AK-47 and fight over a name.

You are busy complaining about a name but have not even considered what the new government will offer Wazobians. The name is not as relevant as service delivery.

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You started from a position of arrogance (and I'm only avoiding harsher words). So what do you expect?

sjeezy8:

Wazobia or Nazobia I dont care just make sure that Oil is being lifted, and natural resources ar being exploited.

Igbo president , hausa president, yoruba president, urhobo president, nupe, kanuri, efik

Money is what im thinking about. thats all i care about

Exactly, the name Wazobia is a name that most Nigerians relate to. That name has been used by Nigerians for as long as I can remember, it does not mean that other minor tribes are ignored. It is stupid to suggest that the country’s name should contain 225 tribal words. Even the name Niger Delta is an English name not an ijaw or ishekiri name but the ijaws refer to themselves as Niger deltans so I wonder why some are now complaining that wazobia is not a suitable name. Wazobia is one that has always united us and I think we need to forget our tribal differences and embrace unity for prosperity.

Only a party pooper will be clamouring for the opposite.

Instead of people looking forward to prosperity they are busy complaining about names.

yes unity to all make money and be happy its possible.

Beaf:

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You started from a position of arrogance (and I'm only avoiding harsher words). So what do you expect?

You don’t know the meaning of the word “arrogance” and you definitely do not know how to read. Maybe you are blind and you cannot see where I indicated that wazobia is a word that is derived from the 3 “MAJOR” tribes of Nigeria. I did not say all the tribes of Nigeria. You NDs should not forget that you are not the only small tribe in Nigeria , there are many smaller tribes in west ,in the east and in the north but the major tribes are 3.

Argue like an educated person and leave your tribal issues. This is not a debate about tribes but about saving a wounded nation.

That is the idiotic mentality that has ruined Niegria. Instead of people creating ideas that will better the lives of the people they are busy campaigning to create more state so that small village can become a state. Until we stop this tribal obsession, Nigeria will not move forward.

As big as the United states is ,they only have 50 states but ,Nigeria that is roughly the size of Texas has over 30 states, shows how dumb we are as a people.

flashgeek:

You don’t know the meaning of the word “arrogance” and you definitely do not know how to read. Maybe you are blind and you cannot see where I indicated that wazobia is a word that is derived from the 3 “MAJOR” tribes of Nigeria. I did not say all the tribes of Nigeria. You NDs should not forget that you are not the only small tribe in Nigeria , there are many smaller tribes in west ,in the east and in the north but the major tribes are 3.

Argue like an educated person and leave your tribal issues. This is not a debate about tribes but about saving a wounded nation.

That is the idiotic mentality that has ruined Niegria. Instead of people creating ideas that will better the lives of the people they are busy campaigning to create more state so that small village can become a state. Until we stop this tribal obsession, Nigeria will not move forward.

As big as the United states is ,they only 50 states but ,Nigeria that is roughly the size of Texas has over 30 states, show how dumb we are as a people.

So, make your country excusively out of Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba. that will show that you aren't dumb.
PS - ND is not a tribe (I would love to inject the words, ignorant oaf here, but like a gentleman, I desist  )

Beaf:

So, make your country excusively out of Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba. that will show that you aren't dumb.

I have seen some of your comments from other threads so I won’t even bother myself with you. You don’t have any progressive thoughts, your have regressive thoughts and you are no different from the “tribalists” on the other threads. Please ignore us here as we are not interested in tribes on this thread but in the people of Nigeria as a whole.

Beaf:

So, make your country excusively out of Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba. that will show that you aren't dumb.
PS - ND is not a tribe (I would love to inject the words, ignorant oaf here, but like a gentleman, I desist  )

When progressive minded people come here to make comments that will push our nation forward , some brainwashed individuals will venture into the thread to derail it into a tribal e-fest. So unfortunate if this is what the youths of today have become. Where is our loyalty to the great nation? Inferiority complex breeds fear. Go figure.

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Your thread [size=14pt]died [/size] as soon as you mentioned wazobia. I won't bother prolonging any arguments with you, I'll just sit and watch gleefully as this thread sinks like a stone.

Beaf:

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Your thread [size=14pt]died [/size] as soon as you mentioned wazobia. I won't bother prolonging any arguments with you, I'll just sit and watch gleefully as this thread sinks like a stone.

If dying means no tribalists then so be it,Like i always say : Most Nigerians are educated but not intelligent.

By the way your attention is need here :

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-370530.0.html

The police force needs to be reformed to ensure transparency and efficiency .With the high population that Wazobia currently has security is an issue that needs to be seriously addressed.

Wazobia will have the following Policing bodies :

Federal Police  - Wazobian Police Service (waps)
Traffic Police - Wazobian Metro Police (WMP)
Provincial Police - Eko Provincial Police  (EPP)
Environmental Police - Environmental Police Service (EPS)

Cobras (Anti – corruption police under the SIB-Special investigation bureau)
CPU    (Cyber Police Unit under the Anti Cyber Crime Bureau)
AFU    (Asset Forfeiture Unit under the SIB)

The officers belonging to this body will receive very commendable salaries to ensure satisfaction amongst the work force and eliminate the temptation for bribery and corruption.

Poster ur dream is few days from fulfilment.

Wazobia or not a new nation would come out this old corrupt one.

Xavier.:

Poster your dream is few days from fulfilment.

Wazobia or not a new nation would come out this old corrupt one.

Thank you , yes that is the spirit.One love

[b]flashgeek = EmperorOlu [/b]lmao!
Stop insulting people!
WTF

Emperolu, how far na?. All man no see ya brakelight again. Wetin happen, abi Kosovo ban you?.

EmperorOlu is now a Christain Convert, he confessed his Sins and God don forgive him.
His Christain name nay Pastor Flashgeek.
He is the new Leader and Prophet administering the Evangelical Church of Oduduwa Peoples Congress Aladura, South Africa.

Good bye to the rejected republic of wazobia.

Interesting!

SapeleGuy:

Good bye to the rejected republic of wazobia.

Speak for yourself

Wily*Wily:

EmperorOlu is now a Christain Convert, he confessed his Sins and God don forgive him.
His Christain name nay Pastor Flashgeek.
He is the new Leader and Prophet administering the Evangelical Church of Oduduwa Peoples Congress Aladura, South Africa.

U know say u no well.This your hatred of yoruba people go just eat u up.No dey yarn like small pikin

Andre Uweh:

Emperolu, how far na?. All man no see ya brakelight again. Wetin happen, abi Kosovo ban you?.

Spot on ,dey say dey no want make i whip fake professor mekus again

Onlytruth:

[b]flashgeek = EmperorOlu [/b]lmao!
Stop insulting people!
WTF

U want fight me for 2010 you no dey tire

If memory serves me right, Wazobia was meant to be a language of some kind been put together in the late 80s and 90s.

A Ministry should be created to try Babamgida from youth to present of killing and double deal
s

OAM4J:

Interesting!

@OAM4J we need to yarn,

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