If only I was rich, I would have subscribed for 10 gb rather than borrow MB to browse.
If only I was rich, I would have eaten my garri with milk,sugar and peanut instead of ten naira groundnut.
If only my mum was a food vendor, I would have eaten any kind of food I like.
If only my father was man enough, I would not have to sell some of our pure water to my pupils for meagre returns.
If only i had a 'good head,' I would have made it in life like my contemporaries.
If only I saw money like sexkillz, i would have bought a new boxer every week.
If only I was a woman, I would have given out my 'in-built treasure' to the highest bidder.
If only I had up to 90,000
naira, I would have visited Club Jokers every saturday.
If only I was a supermoderator, I would have collected 'deve' before putting any thread on front page.
If only I had a swollen account, I would have been able to foot refiner 's long list for introduction [only 'dirty' oyo girls will accept me this way].
If only I was in Benue, I would have gotten free wheel barrow from Ortom to start life.

Team broke guys,

Drop yours guys. Feel free to let out the sadness within beginning with: IF ONLY

If only I had money, I would talk to my NL crush.

If only I was rich I would have bought me a Mercedes Benz s class 2017

Hmmm

redbeans:
If only I was rich, I would have subscribed for 10 gb rather than borrow MB to browse.
If only I was rich, I would have eaten my garri with milk,sugar and peanut instead of ten naira groundnut.
If only my mum was a food vendor, I would have eaten any kind of food I like.
If only my father was man enough, I would not have to sell some of our pure water to my pupils for meagre returns.
If only i had a 'good head,' I would have made it in life like my contemporaries.
If only I saw money like sexkillz, i would have bought a new boxer every week.
If only I was a woman, I would have given out my 'in-built treasure' to the highest bidder.
If only I had up to 90,000
naira, I would have visited Club Jokers every saturday.
If only I was a supermoderator, I would have collected 'deve' before putting any thread on front page.
If only I had a swollen account, I would have been able to foot refiner 's long list for introduction [only 'dirty' oyo girls will accept me this way].
If only I was in Benue, I would have gotten free wheel barrow from Ortom to start life.

if only you know you for no post this trash, team rich men

Goddamn it. If only I know, I would have transfered the 200k to my cousin sis

desquad:

Team broke guys,

all the way my broda

One is broke if only they choose to be....#DollyParton

refiner:

she dey even smile, so you're ready for marriage?

NairalandCS:
If only I had money, I would talk to my NL crush.

hmm... In the same shoes

I bring good tidings oh yea BROKE guyz..Rejoice oh yea broke guyz for the kingdom of God is yours. .Hihihihi
Make I run out of this thread before I step on the pieces of una broke ass..

hatbricker:
If only I was rich I would have bought me a Mercedes Benz s class 2017

wow.. That's a big dream you got there.

Tahrah:
Hmmm

#this.is.who.we.are

If only I was rich I could have been riding a G wagon by now

Rukkydelta:
If only I was rich I could have been riding a G wagon by now

kk. Shocking, I can't identify cars with their names. Maybe due to the world I come from. Any car would do.

If you buy before me, do give me a ride .

#broke.and.confident

More broke guys needed here.

if only i was rich, i wud have take my family out of a rented apartment.

Yeah
**we broke guys we out here*"
Broke and proud
But not feeling the dirty Oyo girl part of your post
I also rep the ancient city **"yep ibadan omo aje igbin je ikarahun*""
Now if only i was rich I will have visited three countries each on every continent by now

eamon360:
if only i was rich, i wud have take my family out of a rented apartment.

yea, right. To even pay rent is a problem :-'(

Join the darksiders and be rich(dont be broke and proud)

Darksider131:
Join the darksiders and be rich(dont be broke and proud)

show me the way baba