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Nigerian Churches For Sale! by Akiintom: 1:45pm On Jun 03, 2017
NIGERIAN CHURCHES FOR SALE!

Acts of atheists 1:1-8

1. These are the things that Reason, began to tell me, while i was in deep introspection.

2. While i was in the realm of thoughts, Reason lead me by Google, and behold, i saw churches that are increasingly becoming redundant, and put up for sale in Europe.

https://www.churchofengland.org/clergy-office-holders/pastoralandclosedchurches/closedchurches/closed-churches-available.aspx

3. I then said to Reason, how could the churches have come to this pitiable end?

4. Reason said to me: the foundation on which the concept of religious beliefs and congregation are founded, is purely assumptive. And as rational and evidential system of thinking take dominance, churches will gradually become redundant.

5. Then came the prospective fate of Nigerian churches. Reason said to me: few decades ago, no one would have believed the fate of churches in Europe today.

6. Because of the increasing population of skeptics, agnostics, atheists etc in Nigeria now, in few years to come, the Nigerian churches shall also begin to be put up for sale.

7. How shall we make the best of these coming fate of Nigerian churches? I asked Reason. Reason said; prepare to buy them, you shall convert them to schools, clubhouses, game houses, casinos, Socrates' clusters etc.

8. Write these things that you have heard, for they shall come to pass. Says Reason. Cheers!

#AtheistDiary#

Re: Nigerian Churches For Sale! by Pastafarian: 1:54pm On Jun 03, 2017
the members probably refused to be as gullible as the church leaders expected

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