I initially contemplated writing about these famous quotes by Robert Mugabe but after realising the extent to which the longest serving African President in the world’s quotes were in fact a classic rib cracker, (after a few of my NYSC commrads threw a few about really), I was moved to share some I dug up with you.

These 20 most Famous quotes by President Robert Mugabe , eternal president of Zimbabwe that got me ticking are those I consider the most hilarious out of the lot (I recently lost count of how many he had written, even some concerning religion, drugs and politics).

Some of them might look familiar but some I guarantee you haven’t laid eyes on before. Here we go…

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#1. Some girls’ legs are like rumours…they just keep spreading!

Famous quotes by Robert Mugabe

#2. Dating a slim guy is alright… but the problem arises when you lie on his chest and his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.

#3. It’s hard to bewitch an African girl these days. When you take a strand of her hair to the witch doctor, either an innocent girl somewhere in Brazil turns mad or a manufacturing plant in China catches fire.

#4. If more than 15 guys have sucked your boob’s, you should stop calling those pair your boobs. Call them “Cowbell, our milk.” Repeat after me, “OUR MILK!”

famous quotes by Robert Mugabe

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Mugabe didnt say all this. Make una take sofry dey lie for the old man head

XINZ:
Mugabe didnt say all this. Make una take sofry dey lie for the old man head

Them just de lie come de attribute to the innocent old man

lol he shld write a book