Invisibleojay:
help me to tell him oo

You're a dumb dunderhead and errm... Add stupid to that!

I'm teaching your skunk of a brain what it requires and you're trying to rebuff it. Eww! You're so unschooled!

You no get sense. Mumu

SirMichael1:


Is his CGPA the one looking for how to woe a lady? Hypocrisy

We all spend so much time reading/studying and schooling that we forget other basic skills needed in our day to day life.

Do you know that when he hones this skill, he becomes indispensable in the business world?

Every time book. Book! Book! When is the time to develop self-confidence? When is the time to know how to approach people for a business proposal without coming across as being rude? When is the time to develop your appealing skills

I know first class students who graduated but don't know how to talk to ladies.

You graduate with a first class and yet you have no idea on how to address a board meeting members because a lady is there and would term you rude?

Change your thinking/mentality please. For God sake!

Not that am bashing you. But all you need for now is to focus on your studies and come out with a good grade . With that you have a better chance of landing yourself a great job . You can't apply for Shell or any other oil company with 2:2 . Trust me when you make it big , you will even run away from classical ladies and not girls !

bellotaofeek:


Not that am bashing you. But all you need for now is to focus on your studies and come out with a good grade . With that you have a better chance of landing yourself a great job . You can't apply for Shell or any other oil company with 2:2 . Trust me when you make it big , you will even run away from classical ladies and not girls !

am studying agriculture

bellotaofeek:


Not that am bashing you. But all you need for now is to focus on your studies and come out with a good grade . With that you have a better chance of landing yourself a great job . You can't apply for Shell or any other oil company with 2:2 . Trust me when you make it big , you will even run away from classical ladies and not girls !

Wrong quote

Am Kai rip english

SirMichael1:


Wrong quote

Lol e don do oh oga Michael how you dey
Read your siggy almost choked on my tea ... savagery

Kondomatic:
You're rude even to us here.


How can you be asking this type of question by 5:07am?

Make una kuku crucify they guy

Lalas247:
Am Kai rip english

Give me peace that all I want

Lalas247:

Lol e don do oh oga Michael how you dey
Read your siggy almost choked on my tea ... savagery

I dey good oh.

How your night jhor?

Lalas247:
Am Kai rip english

come join me for breakfast(Steak and eggs)

ahhdah:
Hahahahahahaha.. Like seriously??
That's lame

Suggest the best way to approach you

Hmmmm

Martin0:
come join me for breakfast(Steak and eggs)

No one eats steak and egg what kinda abasha is that
Steak with chip or creamy mash makes sense ... why with egg

SirMichael1:


I dey good oh.

How your night jhor?

Haha you just giving me life this morning .. you guys take it easy in the guy lol
Glad u aite .. still waiting for my secret msg

Invisibleojay:
am in university 300level

Am abi I'm or I am Lefu Lefu come check am

Lalas247:

No one eats steak and egg what kinda abasha is that
Steak with chip or creamy mash makes sense ... why with egg

eh eh,mehn u miss,a friend of mine that came in 2months ago from canada prepeard it for me,and God it was good,though it more consumed by canadians

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No one eats steak and egg what kinda abasha is that
Steak with chip or creamy mash makes sense ... why with egg [/quote is a dish prepared with beefsteak
and eggs as primary ingredients. It is most typically
served as a breakfast or brunch food, although it can
also be consumed at any mealtime, such as for
dinner in the evening.]

Lalas247:

Haha you just giving me life this morning .. you guys take it easy in the guy lol
Glad u aite .. still waiting for my secret msg

I don't have anything against him, I just hate shallow reasoning!

Secret message? You got me lost here

I'm not sending you any PM o Everything should happen here

Momoh7:

Am abi I'm or I am
Lefu Lefu come check am

thanks for this we learn everyday

Laisiakande:
hello

hiiii, wats up?

Ilajeboy:





Damn lwkmd... in this 21st century

I wonder o!

Invisibleojay:
thanks for this we learn everyday

Welcome bro

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I am still applying all the write up here

Invisibleojay:
I am still applying all the write up here

Lolz!





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Hmmmm

Money solves d problem...directly or indirectly....
Get nice lookin shoes .jean shirts...perfume ...don't saggg plssss 4 d luv of God....or sag moderately....
Get a gud hairstyle ....carve ur beards
Brush ur teeth....don't chew gums
Smell gud
Walk up to her.... NEVA FROM BEHIND!!!!
if u go from behind u don dull...u don drop most of ur point wit back tackle....
As u dei c her....walk up to her wit a smile...b polite ooh...like gudmornin.... Or hi how do u do?
No smile like fool oh...just real simple smile
B like sorry if I have cosd any form of inconveniences... But I just wish to make aquintance with u cos I find u irresistibly cute...wit a smile n cool voice....I am blabla bla...n u r ?
NOTE
U mist just form for her oooh
Since u know her name now its cul...weda na fake name or real name oh u no wan know but u ma go form for her...she go dei reason say dis one now na fone number him want...don't boda Getin it...u will eventually...besides Getin number no mean say u don get her so y rush
Dismiss her with...d usaul thanks for ur tym n I hope I'll c u soon...waka
Now u don differentiate urself from d mumus wei go dei disturb her for her number for ages
....next tym u c her again...just gistwith her light...next tym...wave n move on wit a Charmin smile....keep her guessing ur next move...after wic later u just hand her d fone confidently ...she no fit dull u dia naaaa....she don c say u no dei like d ticks wei dei follow her for number
....I beg I can not come and go and kill myself....HUSYLE ON MY MIND JOR...BABES PARK ONE SIDE

donMIG:
Money solves d problem...directly or indirectly....
Get nice lookin shoes .jean shirts...perfume ...don't saggg plssss 4 d luv of God....or sag moderately....
Get a gud hairstyle ....carve ur beards
Brush ur teeth....don't chew gums
Smell gud
Walk up to her.... NEVA FROM BEHIND!!!!
if u go from behind u don dull...u don drop most of ur point wit back tackle....
As u dei c her....walk up to her wit a smile...b polite ooh...like gudmornin.... Or hi how do u do?
No smile like fool oh...just real simple smile
B like sorry if I have cosd any form of inconveniences... But I just wish to make aquintance with u cos I find u irresistibly cute...wit a smile n cool voice....I am blabla bla...n u r ?
NOTE
U mist just form for her oooh
Since u know her name now its cul...weda na fake name or real name oh u no wan know but u ma go form for her...she go dei reason say dis one now na fone number him want...don't boda Getin it...u will eventually...besides Getin number no mean say u don get her so y rush
Dismiss her with...d usaul thanks for ur tym n I hope I'll c u soon...waka
Now u don differentiate urself from d mumus wei go dei disturb her for her number for ages
....next tym u c her again...just gistwith her light...next tym...wave n move on wit a Charmin smile....keep her guessing ur next move...after wic later u just hand her d fone confidently ...she no fit dull u dia naaaa....she don c say u no dei like d ticks wei dei follow her for number
....I beg I can not come and go and kill myself....HUSYLE ON MY MIND JOR...BABES PARK ONE SIDE

Wow, impressive.
But if I may ask, what kind of gists are light. How long should d gist last.

donMIG:
Money solves d problem...directly or indirectly....
Get nice lookin shoes .jean shirts...perfume ...don't saggg plssss 4 d luv of God....or sag moderately....
Get a gud hairstyle ....carve ur beards
Brush ur teeth....don't chew gums
Smell gud
Walk up to her.... NEVA FROM BEHIND!!!!
if u go from behind u don dull...u don drop most of ur point wit back tackle....
As u dei c her....walk up to her wit a smile...b polite ooh...like gudmornin.... Or hi how do u do?
No smile like fool oh...just real simple smile
B like sorry if I have cosd any form of inconveniences... But I just wish to make aquintance with u cos I find u irresistibly cute...wit a smile n cool voice....I am blabla bla...n u r ?
NOTE
U mist just form for her oooh
Since u know her name now its cul...weda na fake name or real name oh u no wan know but u ma go form for her...she go dei reason say dis one now na fone number him want...don't boda Getin it...u will eventually...besides Getin number no mean say u don get her so y rush
Dismiss her with...d usaul thanks for ur tym n I hope I'll c u soon...waka
Now u don differentiate urself from d mumus wei go dei disturb her for her number for ages
....next tym u c her again...just gistwith her light...next tym...wave n move on wit a Charmin smile....keep her guessing ur next move...after wic later u just hand her d fone confidently ...she no fit dull u dia naaaa....she don c say u no dei like d ticks wei dei follow her for number
....I beg I can not come and go and kill myself....HUSYLE ON MY MIND JOR...BABES PARK ONE SIDE

?

You are just too onpoint

deafeyez:


Wow, impressive.
But if I may ask, what kind of gists are light. How long should d gist last.

Don't ask too personal questions
Complement her on her dress
Tell her she smells gud ask d name of her perfume
Ask if she lives close by
Tro in little humour
MOST IMPORTANTLY
BE URSELF!!!
2mim 5 mins tops...the more busy u semm d more important u become in her eyes

Invisibleojay:
?

You are just too onpoint

Glad I cld help