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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by ikemesit4477: 10:37pm On Jun 07, 2017
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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Tayeni(m): 10:37pm On Jun 07, 2017
lovethchioma:
The First to comment poster isn't far from the truth.
Some men now think it is natural for a man to cheat.. Someone will even tell you to prepare your mind because all men cheat. I refuse to believe that trash.... Do you think it's only the men that get tired of sleeping with one woman for the rest of their lives? Don't you know even the women get bored fu**ing one dick for the rest of their lives too? should that now be used as an excuse to cheat on your spouse? that's why I always say it all boils down to self control and commitment to making your relationship work which a lot of persons lack now adays. They prefer to take the easier way out, which is to cheat.
If men will continue sleeping around with other women, what makes you think your woman won't do the same? And if anything happens along the line.. you sure would have to train up another's man child.
How are you sure that as a man all those women you are sleeping with, you have not mistakenly put your seed in one of them and another innocent man is busy training your child too ?
Or doesn't your conscience tells you that those women you've been sleeping with outside your relationship are either somebody's girlfriend, fiancee or wife too?
The level of moral decadence is increasing by the day. Why won't there be chaos in marriages?

It's even the unfaithful once that are busy shouting go for DNA as if it's that easy sef.

The unfaithful men will be blessed with unfaithful women... and if care is not taken you will train up another's man child . Yes... una deserve each other.

If you are a good man don't worry... relax your mind, pray hard, watch carefully, and God will bless you with the right woman who won't give you heart attack.

word! I lovechioma! sorry nairalanders I just had to quote the whole thing for emphasis.
Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by cococandy(f): 10:39pm On Jun 07, 2017
I thought about it but couldn't resist. cheesy

BTW
I was reading so many funny comments about DNA on Facebook today. I wonder what that's all about.
Was there a massive 'epidemic' of men raising kid tha are not theirs? If so, can someone give me a link so I can go read and laugh.


Berbierklaus:

I would have preferred it if you ignored that comment.

The chain isn't broken for every woman yet,but gradually it will,probably by the next generation,until then isn't it better to ignore our kind? cool


What a funny thread and responses.
Ha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha
Can't wait to start reading stories about DNA test online,chai,some people go sabi their real fathers one day gringrin
Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Kondomatic(m): 10:39pm On Jun 07, 2017
Berbierklaus:

Do you believe in God?

Trust me I love men,I love Nigerian men,I'm in love with them,but I will speak up against anyone that choose to do wrong against women and cover it with tradition,culture,religion and the likes.



Yea. A born again Christian for that matter.



That's good. It's ok but it is better to speak up against anyone who does wrong irrespective of their gender and please stop saying most, you lump so many innocent men with awful people when you do that.
Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Maduawuchukwu(m): 10:40pm On Jun 07, 2017
Everyman should as a matter of urgency take the issue of DNA tests seriously. I don't mean to to make this issue gender based but normally when topics from men insinuating that women are cheats come up women tend to condemn the act while telling men to stop theirs to. But here we have seen women openly endorsing the Act of giving a man a child that is not his and terming it karma; this means that the Act is really widespread among our women and they are in panic mode right now.
Let me advise you, it is better for you to tell your husband that you are pregnant for another man's child and allow the relationship end than for you to give him a child that is not his. You are just calling for domestic murder!

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Berbierklaus(f): 10:43pm On Jun 07, 2017
lovethchioma:
Kai! just imagine... bragging about being polygamous in nature and still come back to infect one innocent woman with one disease or another.... women should always go for test to check themselves.




those of you typing rubbish... you guys are just entertaining me

Kindly ignore,you have passed your message across,they are just pained at the truth.

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Berbierklaus(f): 10:45pm On Jun 07, 2017
cococandy:
I thought about it but couldn't resist. cheesy

BTW
I was reading so many funny comments about DNA on Facebook today. I wonder what that's all about.
Was there a massive 'epidemic' of men raising kid tha are not theirs? If so, can someone give me a link so I can go read and laugh.


Here,someone gave the full story and how it started.

https://www.nairaland.com/3845898/married-women-attacking-guy-facebook
Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Henri8: 10:45pm On Jun 07, 2017
MrCork:



...so u one of those black womens who trap men wit kids...how many childrens u got? angry



Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Tunenez(m): 10:45pm On Jun 07, 2017
Gents, comments from the vast majority of females here says it all. If any man fails to get DNA testing done for his kids shortly after they're born...well!!!
Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Denko2721987(m): 10:45pm On Jun 07, 2017
Tayeni:
word! I lovechioma! sorry nairalanders I just had to quote the whole thing for emphasis.

Unfortunately, good men seem to suffer the most..

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Berbierklaus(f): 10:48pm On Jun 07, 2017
Kondomatic:
Yea. A born again Christian for that matter.



That's good. It's ok but it is better to speak up against anyone who does wrong irrespective of their gender and please stop saying most, you lump so many innocent men with awful people when you do that.
So why are you not interested in heaven?

I only made use of the word most yesterday,and it was deliberate, I've seen and heard men use the same word when describing ladies of easy virtues, especially on nairaland. Eg "All girls are ***** etc they even make use of " All"
But do you think "most men cheat" or "some men cheat" ?
Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by InvertedHammer: 10:48pm On Jun 07, 2017
It goes beyond DNA test.

I see murder around the corner.

The lady celebrating pregnancy scams didn't think about that. Did she?
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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by ajog1: 10:49pm On Jun 07, 2017
Berbierklaus:

The act of cheating is actually the number one factor giving rise to this issue at hand.
Like someone said on the other thread,"since the hunter have learned to shoot without missing, the bird has also learned to fly without perching."

Besides stories and life experiences abound of men who nurture kids out of their marriage,some hide it till they are dead.
So its a two way thing.(men and women are involved
Happy DNA testing o,try to also test every other member of your family to be sure they belong to their fathers,that way you have fulfilled all righteousness grin
lolzz No need for that sweetheart, nature has imprinted the DNA result on our physique-we all look alike.
Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by thegrace: 10:50pm On Jun 07, 2017
@Cococandy and barbiercaus or whatever, I am enlightened and educated woman, will never support cheating husband I will most likely separate from the man as my religion forbids divorce but will never sleep indiscriminately to punish a man. It will be like drinking poison and expect another man to die as Mandela said of un forgiveness. My women lib did not reach like that. Peace.

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Xcelinteriors(f): 10:50pm On Jun 07, 2017
cococandy:
all these pained guys on this thread should cry me a river. Humans are polygamous in nature ain't that your anthem? You sleep with someone else's woman and someone else sleeps with yours. Y'all raising each other's kids. We are all one big happy family. One love kiss kiss
Don't mind those slowpoke fools

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Berbierklaus(f): 10:52pm On Jun 07, 2017
ajog1:
lolzz No need for that sweetheart, nature has imprinted the DNA result on our physique-we all look alike.
Hope you are aware that nature also made husband and wife who have lived together to look alike,they aren't even blood relations tongue

Let's thank nature jor, some secrets will never be discovered grin

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Berbierklaus(f): 10:57pm On Jun 07, 2017
thegrace:
@Cococandy and barbiercaus or whatever, I am enlightened and educated woman, will never support cheating husband I will most likely separate from the man as my religion forbids divorce but will never sleep indiscriminately to punish a man. It will be like drinking poison and expect another man to die as Mandela said of un forgiveness. My women lib did not reach like that. Peace.
Mummy,look at the spelling of my name well,no biggie there.
I am not supporting promiscuous wives,stop misinterpreting my joy on this thread. Just elaborating and letting it known that two can play at the game.

If you condone a cheating husband that's your opinion,which is why I adviced her to ignore your comment.

Its good to know you are enlightened, its a free world,and you are free to express your own opinion.

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Nobody: 10:59pm On Jun 07, 2017
Berbierklaus:

Thank you jare,I no too go school. tongue

Your mumu comment funny die. grin
I like how you reason. cheesy

Lol. I like intellectually handicapped girls like you. Na only pr1ck dey teach your kind lesson.

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Berbierklaus(f): 11:00pm On Jun 07, 2017
Avalon316:


Lol. I like intellectually handicapped girls like you. Na only pr1ck dey teach your kind lesson.

Make sense,we sabi how your mother train you now cheesy

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by zicoraads: 11:02pm On Jun 07, 2017
But... Where do you guys meet these ladies? I have dated a lot of women. And 98 percent of them weren't what guys paint here.

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Xcelinteriors(f): 11:04pm On Jun 07, 2017
oodua1stson:
you're a fool. A fool who will die a
fool


I hope for the sake of mankind you never have to reproduce





Oloriburuku eda
Gbenu oshi soun jare Who tell you I have not reproduced? I don't even have the mind to try that because my conscience will flog me to death. But I said SOME MEN why you cone dey cry? If you are the type that take care of your girlfriend more than your wife then you deserve to spend your sweat on another man's children

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Kondomatic(m): 11:04pm On Jun 07, 2017
Berbierklaus:

So why are you not interested in heaven?

I only made use of the word most yesterday,and it was deliberate, I've seen and heard men use the same word when describing ladies of easy virtues, especially on nairaland. Eg "All girls are ***** etc they even make use of " All"
But do you think "most men cheat" or "some men cheat" ?
Because He did not promise me heaven.



Not just yesterday.


In America, 30% of married men are guilty of infidelity.

So it is some, not majority not most.




Don't ask me about Nigeria, we don't do research.
Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by cococandy(f): 11:04pm On Jun 07, 2017
thegrace:
@Cococandy and barbiercaus or whatever, I am enlightened and educated woman, will never support cheating husband I will most likely separate from the man as my religion forbids divorce but will never sleep indiscriminately to punish a man . It will be like drinking poison and expect another man to die as Mandela said of un forgiveness. My women lib did not reach like that. Peace.

Good for you.
And whoever said they should? Sleep around to punish their husbands I mean?

I believe your enlightenment should be enough to distinguish what my post is saying and what you're understanding

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Nobody: 11:05pm On Jun 07, 2017
Berbierklaus:

Make sense,we sabi how your mother train you now cheesy

Yeah, my mum taught a lot but she never taught me how to respect a dunderhead like you.

Chai, so someone wasted his money paying your school fees. He/she should have used it to play "Baba ijebu". grin

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by cococandy(f): 11:06pm On Jun 07, 2017
Berbierklaus:

Here,someone gave the full story and how it started.

https://www.nairaland.com/3845898/married-women-attacking-guy-facebook
Just read it. Hahaha
Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Nobody: 11:10pm On Jun 07, 2017
David4best:
This is why I so much like Esan my tribe. If our wife we legally married cheat on us and we are not awared, she will has an incurable terrible sickness till she dies. Except she confesses on time and come back to my village to do some traditional rites to d elders before she can be healed. They will even naked her to dance round the village. My future wife will not venture to cheating on me because of my tradition. This gives me confidence
You are right bro!!
Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by UniqueDennis(m): 11:11pm On Jun 07, 2017
I have been going tru all the comments in this thread and i realise what some people have been saying about Nigerian women is quite a fact. But its not surprising to me anyway, for i know its only going to get worse until it probably destroys us all, so lets continue..
By the way, whenever i read bullocks like these comments by women on this thread bordering on this topics like this, these 3 Eminem songs just come to mind and i quickly replay them..

* Kim
* Drips
* So much better
* Spend some time
* Superman

Just like Valium, these songs just eases my mind and makes me come to the full realization that most women of this modern era arent worth sh!t..

Eminem is truly a genius..

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by kindkingsley: 11:13pm On Jun 07, 2017
Pls any known address or phone number in Lagos or PH?



quote author=NubiLove post=57297880]It is the other way around, it is the father that tests the child to know if they are his and not the child testing the father. If I ask my father I want to do a DNA test for me and him, he is likely to tell me what for?

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by Nobody: 11:15pm On Jun 07, 2017
If you are looking for a DNA test centre, do a search on google for dna test centres in lagos or port harcourt.

kindkingsley:
Pls any known address or phone number in Lagos or PH?



quote author=NubiLove post=57297880]It is the other way around, it is the father that tests the child to know if they are his and not the child testing the father. If I ask my father I want to do a DNA test for me and him, he is likely to tell me what for?

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by DanielTos(m): 11:22pm On Jun 07, 2017
Things are happening in this world. Please ladies don't turn naija to all those Philippino and Mexican opera story we watched on TV.

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by oblaak(m): 11:24pm On Jun 07, 2017
Xcelinteriors:
Some men deserve it my dear, they deserve to train up another man's child

Who are those people crucifying me for saying my mind? The truth is that I can't do it to my husband but seriously some men deserves it. Do you know how many men that keep their girlfriend outside, rented a very nice apartment for them and also paying them salary while the wife will be home eating rubbish food and wearing rags all in the name of marriage. SOME men are very wicked and deserve more than raising another Man's child with their hard earned money. Kill yourself if you don't like what I have said
I love this post of yours. Your husband must definitely father some other children that will be brought to them by another woman. Your type, I pity you as you will cry blood in your marriage due to extra Marital affairs from your husband

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Re: Guys, Start Saving For That DNA Test by ajog1: 11:24pm On Jun 07, 2017
Berbierklaus:

Hope you are aware that nature also made husband and wife who have lived together to look alike,they aren't even blood relations tongue

Let's thank nature jor, some secrets will never be discovered grin
grin My own case is different as my parents could be mistaken for two unrelated adults-just like the big tall Goliath vs the slim small David, but we their off springs look like similar quadruplets born in different years, uhmme tongue

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