COOOOOOOOOOOL , I AM LOOKING FOR A WIFEY



me self no mind nairaland babe for xams oooooooooo sorry Val ooooooooooo but hope i wont be the one to call her casue i no to get credit if she self no get we go chat then

nawa ooo

No be small wa ooo!

TEE-bAbA:

COOOOOOOOOOOL , I AM LOOKING FOR A WIFEY



me self no mind nairaland babe for xams oooooooooo sorry Val ooooooooooo but hope i wont be the one to call her casue i no to get credit if she self no get we go chat then

No be small matter.everybody just dey advertise himself.those wey get credit to call chicks never get VAL let alone you wey no fit call.Anyway,you go see your type sha, Goodluck.

without a second thought, naijacutee would be my ideal VAL,
shes smart and has some blue sky thinking

well i dont have one and i dont need one! *huff*

yeah i'm cool,atleast i know now.I hope it dint get to you though, douzy

maybe he is looking for a date, personal ad

i hate val, just another excuse to eat chocolate and kill a rose,

my nairaland val is ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhh

@iice
Does it smell like a Belgium rat or a Diobu rat?

@zigbo
Nah, it takes much more than that to get to me.

U guys have actually change the topic, it's not a hook up thread.

it's a simple question who is ur nairaland val

i dey wonder myself o

A lot of people can read very well but can not decipher what they have read
suppose to be a fun thread

I have one on Nairaland.
She is from Benue and lives in Lagos.
We have known each other for 12 years.
But we have not even hugged or kissed.
We see each other whenever I go to Lagos and we are so excited over our romance that I am looking forward to our first kiss on February 14.
But I always have many pretty gals who want to be my Val. So, if don't have any, I can match make.
But no sex, no vex.

You can hug and you can kiss.
But avoid fornication and avoid adultery.

Valentine is all about love and not sex.

For those who need a Val.
I have been successful in playing Cupid and some ended up in marriages.

I also compose original love poems and love letters for lovers who need to know the right words to say at the right name.

My love poems have won cute Valentine Teddy Bears on Rhythm 93.7, so my track record speaks for me.

You can also record a special CD of your own original love song or love poem and present it to her with a rose flower and a box of chocolate.

Just ask for the original love lyrics to woo a woman to be your Val and I will give them to you gratis.

Men what Going on Here,i guess u guyz know that the Question here is

Who is your Nairaland Val? and not a Match Making Thread.

I wonder my brother

@nike4luv

Dear i'm sorry 4 not replying u 4 long,i just found that u

very much sekedelick, what do u think?

I also got mine from nairaland, cute, pretty, caring and down to the earth.

I tot i got one but she just stop picking my calls she's eve avoiding me im sure she can read this


her name is Oy. Me _{dont try guessing cos u can neva guess ryt}


im decalring publicly now:::::::

All my pretty young Nairaland virgin girls. Keep them away from the distractions of teen sex and remain focused on laying a concrete foundation to achieve their life goals.
There'll be countless future Val's day to celebrate with libidinous men. So, on Val's day you'll be all mine to preserve a lofty ideal.

has anyone found a n.land val already?

@Bluenubian

A beg stop your shakara baby blue, huffing and puffing is not going to help your situation my friend. You better get your fine-self together and mail me pronto.you've got only nine days left luvvie. And that is the issue!!! LMAO

Hi folks, I'm new to this site! I've enjoyed reading thru the posts for a long time b4 i finally decided to register. Looking 4ward to a fruitful life on nairaland

i have claimed whitelexi as my valentine val, biko send me ur creditcard number there is this mink coat i really want

orinkila

y is it that in every topic u must mention about a flock of girls chasing u, pls chill out no one gives a shit

delboy:

@Bluenubian

A beg stop your shakara baby blue, huffing and puffing is not going to help your situation my friend. You better get your fine-self together and mail me pronto.you've got only nine days left luvvie. And that is the issue!!! LMAO

lol. what happened to the days where girls did shakara and the guy breaks a arm and a leg jus for a date

katherinae:

orinkila

y is it that in every topic u must mention about a flock of girls chasing u, please chill out no one gives a shit

lmao say that again

I have laughed my head off reading all these messages. There is NL val again? This has got to be hilarious.
Oya, you people should start declaring now now.

*sits in a corner, hands folded, watching*