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Men Are Like: by Labans(m): 5:15pm On Feb 02, 2007
Men are like,

1. Men are like , Laxatives , They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like, Bananas, The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like , Weather, Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like , Blenders, You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like , Chocolate Bars , Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like , Commercials , You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like , Department Stores , Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like , Government Bonds , They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like , Mascara, They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like , Popcorn, They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like, Snowstorms , You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like , Lava Lamps , Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Re: Men Are Like: by Alexos(m): 7:02pm On Feb 02, 2007
Cut that crap man, we are better than that
Re: Men Are Like: by raphy(m): 9:01pm On Feb 02, 2007
@laban
u are like tht u r making fun of urself grin grin grin
Re: Men Are Like: by Alexos(m): 9:50am On Feb 03, 2007
raphy my brother, u r right

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