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Food For Thought 1 (for Women Only) by Pogistega(m): 9:21am On Jan 26, 2010
* Men are like commercials, you can't believe a word they say.
* Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
* Men are like pop corn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Because breasts don't have eyes.
Re: Food For Thought 1 (for Women Only) by snthesis(m): 12:01pm On Jan 28, 2010
Pogistega:

* Men are like commercials, you can't believe a word they say.
* Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
* Men are like pop corn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Because bosoms don't have eyes.

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