@odisco, i get place to stay 4 benin, but my mind dey tell me say good tins full alex bunk if u know wat i mean, @uche i applied 4 medicine but was given pharmacy, @kmute i don go nyt reading o! shey u know wetin dat one mean u noh go join me?

[color=#990000]thomayol ur mind is a PIT of MAGGOTS,when i say B F,i mean BENI FILM and not blue film.
I am a fan of beni films.we have yoruba film Yf,HAUSA FILM hf,we also have indian film,IF,
BENIN FILM is also bf.
So therefor u'll b sued 4 slanda

kmute joel has cum back,infact y are u intrested in joel?
He hadly cums on line esp facebuk.

Waec don start oh

Kelvo me nor get exam 2 rite ooh, but odisco fit join u(ope u dnt mind). By d way na which subject?

@kmute, i noh get exam 2 write, u don 4get wetin nyt readin mean as per dat uniben slangs @uche av sent u a request on facebook my id is revrend kelvin okonkwo.

Alex wetin, cant i b a brodas kippa? Nna ashorum nsobu oh.

Kelvo me nor knw anoda nyt readin oh, u mind telln us wat happens dere?

@kmute. Kelvo dey try tell you say him dey arrange a girl as he dey talk with you so. Omo you need to cram UNIBEN slang quick quick oh.
@kelvo I dey wait for waitin alex go yarn.
@all. Where is Chano?

@odisco, u na very sharp man, e be lyk say kmute don dey drink 2 much custard of late, noh wory me and alex nah kindred spirit,

@alex. Abeg no vex.You should have indicated it there that its Beni and not Blue bt u know i've done the right thing if it's Blue film. I've been my brothers keeper. I beg no try to prosecute me ooo!

Alex and Osaso1, will you guys still show up at the hostel on thursday, when guys will be trooping in?

[size=13pt]Me i dey plan to just get space for hostel that thursday,so as to meet guys 4 this thread wey dey arrive. but i go still dey for off-campus too, Alex and others how una see am?[/size]

Kelvin, when are you moving to Benin?

@Thomayol. Alex dey use your head. Ask am whether I tell am say I dey sell biNi film. Even if he want abbreviate bini film it suppose to be bini movies which is B M.

am goin on d 18th, i just decided 2 celebrate my birthday b4 goin 2 benin,

kelvin waitin u dey luk for 4 my bunk eh.ok i knw waitin u mean.
Kelvin den go give u ur own bunk so y u wan dey like my bunk.
I'm get frightened oh.what'll u b look 4 around my bunk? kmute, i chor ro in su wu, okwi ya?u don wnt probs abi?
Joel dey laff 4 coner,e say make i greet u 4 askin afta him.as 4 me,sorry i'm a jelous broda.u knw now.thomayol i knw u hv watched dat stuff in ur life,4get,y ar u acting holier dan thou.
kelvin which kain buk u wan read dis night,nor go do oh
@imhomoh
ya,i'll b there feeding my eyes oh.trust me now.
all of u na wey dey write utme,i wish u na gud luck eh.
ODISCO-ODISCO
i dey hail oh.nor go do oh

@osaso. hwfa when u dey land benin, i waz also given biochem so we go relate wela,

@imomoh which end u dey. @ lagos felaz make we met 4 edegbe park 4 yaba on thursday morning, how una c am?

@alex, ask odisco and kmute d kain book wey i wan read dis nyt, it is cald d anatomy of d female homosapien evrybody goodnyt till God kip us alive 2moro,(dat book cant wait)

One love @all.i don go benin like 3 times and i no feel anxious but as the time they go closer i they feel my naive,maybe na for real,maybe i need uniben monkey tail to cool down.i requested for elect/elect and was given physic.but at all at all ni-ne bad pass.some of us go meet,others go bone,but if i see you and i remember your face,i go hail you with lacasera and gala.one love all real dude.

@alex. Why u dey confuse things? Na blue or benin u mean bt mind u, i've never heard of benin film b4. @odisco. Una don open my eye, alex don blindfold me.

Charlz wot area u dey liv,i also dey follow edegbe 4 yaba,but na sunday or monday i dey liv.@al,I DEY HAIL O.applied 4 petroleum engineering and was given.

@Charlsz.maybe you didn't follow the tread meticulously from the beginin.i live in benin and my crib is not far from alex's bunk.
@all.where is chano? or is he being denied access 2 the internet.

@ALL come o! My pple una nid 2 pay me royalty 4 al dhe slangs una dey use O!
@OSASO i av a frnd dat wuz givn biochem wen we reach ben, i go introduce una.
@Gibsonjoe n easyjay guiz i nid both of una numbas, i assume u guiz are computawhizkids rite? if so gimme ur nos, i'm vry pasionate abut computaz n web designin, hope u guiz can teach me mor? pls. u can also add me on f.b ucheonline3000@yahoo.com. BLUES 4 LIFE!
@Kelvinken i don add u 4 facebuk. na wen be ur bday? hapi bday in advance and no 4get bring us cake o!
@kmute u no know nyt readin eh guy? no wori i go cari u go nyt readin wen we reach skul.
@afegbua guy y u dey silent since
@itwhizkid guy i dey feel ur parole! u ar one of d 'sharp guiz' i referd to in one of my posts. una plenty wey dey help pple process scholarshp 4 ben. sum na fake, sum genuine, hop say u be one of d genuine ones?
@all ow we go block 4 ben? we nid to meet 4 ben as 4rm thurs. so wat i sugest is we get to skuul quik and 'colonise' (uniben slang) a few rooms 4 temp accomodatn.
Make we start to dey xchange digits so dat we go cal ech oda wen we reach. My own na 08034093572. Whu dey next?

SOME MORE SLANGS
If person tel u say: 'guy, ur soup no get obstacle' or 'ur soup too smooth' dat one mean say u no cook d soup wit nourishment e.g meat,fish,crayfish etc.
if sum1 saiz: 'my soup don go ekenwan' e mean say d soup don spoil or sour.
'Hall 4 make we dey go o!'- diz one is usualy a cal to aluta(student protest) lik wen skuul gen sudenly off wen u dey cook stone(i.e beans) person fit shout 'hal 4 make we dey go o!' i.e make we go protest.
D usual reply is 'dey go! we dey come 4 ur bak' dis way mean say ure Own Your Own (O.Y.O)
Colonise- dis one na wen u go room wey no blong to u, go 'tak ova' anoda person bedspace.
I wan go crash- i want to sleep
i wan go jack( read)
chukuli (expo) .
I don try, wen una reach ben make una fynd out dhe rest. oya start to share ur phone numbas one by one. we nid to bloc 4 ben, go colonise sum rooms 4 temp acomodatn.

@charlez na PH City i dey.
I was offered Elect/Elect Engr.

@uche. Na wa o. You for just talk say na warri slang UNIBEN they use na. Guy As I fall in like this eh. Them go trip for my level. Make them kpror for corner first. Omo na my land line number be this 08036699081.
@thomeyol. I thank God say your eyes don finally open. But bros you dey Bleep up. Person like alex nor fit colonise me lie lie. So shine your eyes well well at least na the same course una they read.
@alex. Your time dey come when I go take tell you say difference dey between abino and whity.

aplexot:

kelvin waitin u dey luk for 4 my bunk eh.ok i knw waitin u mean.
Kelvin den go give u your own bunk so y u wan dey like my bunk.
I'm get frightened oh.what'll u b look 4 around my bunk? kmute, i chor ro in su wu, okwi ya?u don wnt probs abi?
Joel dey laff 4 coner,e say make i greet u 4 askin afta him.as 4 me,sorry i'm a jelous broda.u knw now.thomayol i knw u hv watched dat stuff in your life,4get,y ar u acting holier dan thou.
kelvin which kain buk u wan read dis night,nor go do oh
@imhomoh
ya,i'll b there feeding my eyes oh.trust me now.
all of u na wey dey write utme,i wish u na gud luck eh.
ODISCO-ODISCO
i dey hail oh.nor go do oh

[color=#000099] thanks man. may jah bless you

@odisco. Alex don nab lies 4 my head on first attempt but that one no possible again. @alex. I go show you pepper when we get to schl. I go tell u ur fine when i holla ur number. @uche. I dey feel dis slangs oh. I dey feel u self. Dis na my line, feel free to holla me. 07060558270.@all. I HAIL O. How ur nite?

ODISCO,i trust u now.y u nor go tell d diffrence btw abino and whity wen u b militant kidnaper,
tank god say uniben get 2 whity lecturers and one cum from japan and d other na north korea
odisco fear nor go let u near dem.u knw wat i'm talkin about
thomayol,i jus showed u,an idea of my huge talent,i can cover ur eyes again,let bet?
Dis means we are gona b showing our selves lots of pepper
ODISCO,which kain course b dat now eh?who b jah?na jah go stil bless u,as 4 me,jesus go dey bless me
ok oh.my number is 07033920792
fb>>alexander akujieze

flex well,make u na nor go do oh@all
gud morning@all
its tuesday

@franpham i dey akoka, i gatz go early cos na hostel mi go stay. @osaso, okay we go c benin. @imomoh. p-town

@alex. Your common sense nor fit tell you say abbreviation of jehovah na jah? Olodo