Lol, the search for the moon begins for muslims this saturday...how would Dino Melaye, Lai mohammed, Osibanjo and Ipob react if not found?
Dino: the m0on has n0t been found becos Yahaya Bello has refused to pay kogi workers their salaries.
Lai Mohammed: the m0on was sighted on thursday but our political opp0nents have been hiding it. PDP has l0oted our moon.
Osibanjo: the reason behind the m0on's disappearance is becos we are n0t united as a country. We should stop the agitati0ns and unite. I have visited the south east chiefs and govern0rs to talk abt the m0on and we have agreed to stand as one to find it.
Ipob: unless Biafra is here, the m0on will n0t be found. We have siezed it till further n0tice.
Arewa youths: if the m0on isn't found this saturday, we would give igbos till october 1st to leave the n0rth and go and make their own m0on.