Nigerians have succeeded In making "fainting" fun..

We now have many forms of fainting;

...please shift I want to faint.

...someone should not hold me oo,I want to faint.

...Biko can I faint on ur sister?

...I'm waiting for my turn to faint cos we are fainting one after the other.

...please who get mouka foam,I want to faint on it.

..someone should show me where to faint cos my mother has fainted where I'm suppose to faint.

...can somebody give me tips on how to faint Biko?

...please on ur Bluetooth, let's pair and faint together.

...I'm contemplating whether to faint or should I just enter coma.

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I just Fainted , id read this when I'm revived ....Biko shift lemme faint again

alukstea:
I just Fainted , id read this when I'm revived ....Biko shift lemme faint again

Lol. Your Fainting Is Making My Faint Want To Faint.

After considering rate at which people
look for where to faint these days, I've
decided to open a fainting center
below are the categories and price: Fainting on the bed: €50,000.....#20,000
Fainting on the staircase: 4k
Fainting from a storeyed building:7k
Fainting on top of okada: 8k
Fainting on express road: 9.5k ....In case your desired fainting space
isn't here keep calm the business just
started and we're still making
provision for more... Thanks for your patronage #share in your group chats and to your friends so that where to faint
won't be a problem anymore

doctor help, i cant faint like i use to faint b4