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Jokey!!! by aristole(m): 2:48pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
Gulfriend says;if my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch.What would you prefer?Boyfriend replied;sorry, I will prefer to eat between the 2 meals. 2 friends were chattn and one asked d oda:why cant a man ever please a woman?The 2nd answered;simple!Because no man has a P***is made of chocolate that ejaculates money. Man goes into a library and asks 4 a book on suicide,The Librarian says"f, k off!you wont bring it back". Hillbilly couple are walking out of the divorce court.The wife is crying her heart out.Husband says, for F, k sake stop crying!You're still my sister. Young couple on brink of divorce see a counsellor .My hubby suffers from premature expulsion.He turns 2 hubby and says ,is that true?Hubby says:She suffers not me. 3 ducks go into a bar.What is your name?d barman asksd 1st duck .Huey was d reply.Hows your day been huey?Gr8,ive bn in & out of puddles all day, What more could a duck want?Whatz your name he asks d 2nd duck ?Dewey was d reply and ive bn in and out of puddles all day as well.He then turned to d 3rd duck nd said i suppose ure lewey, no she said batting her eyelids, my name is PUDDLES!!! |
Re: Jokey!!! by mareemarie(f): 3:06pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
nice one, |
Re: Jokey!!! by Ben13: 3:15pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
LOL puddles don suffer! |
Re: Jokey!!! by r231(m): 4:15pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
lol |
Re: Jokey!!! by dani1luv: 6:48pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
Comment: - Excellent |
Re: Jokey!!! by krama(m): 8:15pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
Cool |
Re: Jokey!!! by aristole(m): 9:27am On Jan 29, 2010 |
Oh! Dani I luv u |
Re: Jokey!!! by Ben13: 10:11am On Jan 29, 2010 |
dani1luv: aristole: hmm. . .which of you is Dewey and which is puddles? |
Re: Jokey!!! by D1KeleVra(m): 11:18am On Jan 29, 2010 |
Nice jokes aristoe |
Re: Jokey!!! by aristole(m): 12:10pm On Jan 29, 2010 |
@ Ben. U re both.Are u no more a hermaphrodite? |
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