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If All Gods Are Put In A Mortal Combat Video Game... by geoworldedu: 9:43pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
This is inspired by Otem in one of our private chats. He said all the gods people have worshipped and are still worshipping today will be made into the fighters in video games like mortal combat and our children will be the ones to enjoy such games. So we'll be having: Odin vs Allah Yahweh vs Vishnu Brahma vs Jesus Yahweh vs Allah, Baal vs Olorun Esu vs Enki etc. Edited: FSM vs Yahweh It's going to be fun when Yahweh spits and shits fire from his yansh ![]() I won't miss d action with Allah as he slaughters other gods with knives. ![]() Jesus will shoot laser lights from the holes in his palms and the sheep will be behind him to fight his opponents ![]() Krishna and Jesus fighting would be fun to watch. Our children are even going to be betting on those fighters ![]() Which character will you choose to fight with? |
Re: If All Gods Are Put In A Mortal Combat Video Game... by hopefulLandlord: 9:48pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
FSM is too great to be fighting with lesser gods he created, that's why he's not on the list 2 Likes |
Re: If All Gods Are Put In A Mortal Combat Video Game... by geoworldedu: 9:51pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: Ah... I can add him too. FSM versus Yahweh His noodly appendage will surely destroy Yahweh that I am sure of ![]() |
Re: If All Gods Are Put In A Mortal Combat Video Game... by OtemAtum: 7:05am On Jun 30, 2017 |
Lol @ FSM vs Yahweh. But Yahweh is currently bound in a spiritual prison. How's he going to fight? |
Re: If All Gods Are Put In A Mortal Combat Video Game... by geoworldedu: 1:53pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
OtemAtum:through the rams and ewes of course. |
Re: If All Gods Are Put In A Mortal Combat Video Game... by geoworldedu: 1:24pm On Dec 01, 2017 |
Yahweh gave Vishnu a punch on the face Vishnu arose and pulled his sex*ual organ hard. Yahweh held his balls in pain. Vishnu gave him a knockout punch. Victory!!!! ![]() |
Re: If All Gods Are Put In A Mortal Combat Video Game... by geoworldedu: 9:00pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
geoworldedu:Oh my lawd!!! |
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