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| Borrowed Car by dani1luv: 6:59pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned. There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star." Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?" |
| Re: Borrowed Car by lbotus(f): 7:15pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
u try! |
| Re: Borrowed Car by krama(m): 8:12pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
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| Re: Borrowed Car by aristole(m): 9:29am On Jan 29, 2010 |
wait! I am coming |
| Re: Borrowed Car by r231(m): 12:05pm On Jan 29, 2010 |
;d :d ;d |
| Re: Borrowed Car by Ben13: 1:22pm On Jan 29, 2010 |
Dani dey arrange plans for him pikin wey never grow teeth |
| Re: Borrowed Car by Zimex: 1:39pm On Jan 29, 2010 |
;d ;d |
| Re: Borrowed Car by jumaingirl(f): 10:04pm On Jan 29, 2010 |
Funny |
| Re: Borrowed Car by dani1luv: 11:41am On Jan 30, 2010 |
Thank you all, . execpt ben |
| Re: Borrowed Car by Ben13: 12:53pm On Jan 30, 2010 |
lol why? why do you have to go to that extent of raiding the guy's house?  |
| Re: Borrowed Car by dani1luv: 4:07pm On Jan 30, 2010 |
See your mistake ehn. . I resemble the poster |
| Re: Borrowed Car by shayoor(f): 6:11pm On Jan 30, 2010 |
lol |
| Re: Borrowed Car by Ben13: 6:39pm On Jan 30, 2010 |
Dani stop denying. . .if others can't tell you, I will.  |
| Re: Borrowed Car by dani1luv: 6:47pm On Jan 30, 2010 |
I would take that as a compliment  |
| Re: Borrowed Car by tanimz(f): 10:07pm On Jan 31, 2010 |
LOL Nice one! |
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